Why does he only have 3 toes per foot? Aren’t cartoon characters born with 4 fingers? That also should be the case for toes, eh?
Why do they call these “clickers”? I’ve never had one that clicked.
Guess he finally had to “Go All the Way”
Tylenol is very toxic to your liver with even a small excess dose. I don’t think Advil is quite so problematic for your liver.
Al Dente should have been a dentist, since the stuff sticks in your teeth. I want pasta that I can swallow without chewing.
I’ve heard on good authority that the only instrument played in hell is the accordion.
Being a cartoon, there are only four digits
Not sure what this about
And why did his mug change from white to blue?
Probably PFAS in the coffee/tea bag anyway.
Why does he only have 3 toes per foot? Aren’t cartoon characters born with 4 fingers? That also should be the case for toes, eh?