Doonesbury by Garry Trudeau for December 04, 2022

Kari Lake, the GOP nominee for Arizona Secretary of State, and their lawyers found out what happen when you file a lawsuit without any evidence:

https://kjzz.org/content/1829722/judge-sanctions-legal-team-kari-lake-and-mark-finchem

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I knew my photos of aliens doing the moonwalk would pay off someday

Wherever there’s a pool of suckers who’ve already indicated their gullibility by subscribing to one fantasy, there will be anglers casting tempting bait into it to lure them into comparable ones (for only a small nominal charge). The biggest sucker pool of all, of course, is people who subscribe to the giant whoppers promulgated by pretty much every religion ever invented. (And yes, I use the term “invented” intentionally, as every one of them was created by human beings out of nothing more substantial than wishful thinking.)

“Mike, you need to quit calling. You’re becoming an embarrassment. Go back to snorting coke and selling lousy cheap pillows. Thank you!”

AND, just recently, TFG wants to RIP UP the Constitution to make him President again.

Former President Donald Trump took to Truth Social to demand the constitution be “terminated” following what he called “widespread fraud” from tech companies and Democrats.

“Do you throw the Presidential Election Results of 2020 OUT and declare the RIGHTFUL WINNER, or do you have a NEW ELECTION? A Massive Fraud of this type and magnitude allows for the termination of all rules, regulations, and articles, even those found in the Constitution,” Trump wrote in a Saturday post.

Just substitute ‘aliens’ for ‘natives’ and wait for this to occur:

https://ifunny.co/picture/wellington-held-out-some-beads-and-other-trinkets-but-the-6NY2jkA1A

I love many conspiracy theories. Also used to love Brothers Grimm when I was a child.

Gee is there a word that Garry won’t hyphenate? It makes it so hard to read

https://prowritingaid.com/hyphenated-words

I just want to find a place where I can exchange my diploma in the Liberal Arts for a Chicago style Vienna beef hot dog with French fries.

Amazing how some people think they can equate the serious crimes of Trump with the possibility of getting something on the son of the President.

Fiddle sticks! I don’t need facts to be “right”. I just need someone to believe me. …sigh.

No one can intersphere with my flat earth beliefs!

“How may I enhance your bubble?” LUV IT. . . .Wouldn’t it be great if every time one of these yahoos started, ALL the people around just started to laugh? and laugh. . .and laugh. . .

Descendants of the Roswell crash were born here, thus not aliens. The lizards were here before us.

Old news! Who was that crazy doctor who advised TFG about COVID but also has those bizarre videos on YT with her claims about devil’s and aliens and such? She was big in TFG’s wheelhouse early on in the pandemic. And is she not not Texas based now which fits right in to that weirdness?

The big draw for conspiracy theories is how it lets you blame all your failures and misdeeds on some shadowy cabal keeping you down because you know the truth, rather than you being a substandard human being who deserves all your problems.

The same people will buy them.

As of this morning Iran has either suspended or abolished the Morality Police,(depending on the sources).It’s good news, or better news. Maybe the US will grant women the right to chose some day !

Extraterrestrials cannot sue, hold copyright or lend money at more than 12%. They are not subject to diplomatic immunity, are not licensed to conduct medical experiments and their carbon footprint is bigger than Mercury. (All good things to know.) :)

Would it were, the crazies are still alive and well, filing lawsuits and running for the senate in GA

Why are his hands no longer red?