I thought that only mimes wound up inside small boxes. You learn something new every day. :-)
the last thing to go through his mind was his feet!
He was such a nimble man.
I never knew he could do that!!
Did they save money on the funeral at least for the smaller box?
They work in cramped boxes, so it seems fitting.
The contortionist must have been a lot smaller than those mourners.
No amount of folding or bending could get even someone one-third their size into a coffin that small.
The crooked cheat tort lawyer, in gangster lingo, was “filed away.”
Interesting twist.
this is a stretch…
the eulogy noted that he was the kind of guy who’d bend over backward for you…
Yeah, I laughed. Guess I have a ‘twisted’ since of humor.
I overslept. All the good puns are taken. Lotus sad. Wait, the caffeine just hit! I wonder when the funeral will be held. I’m sure the family is very flexible. (Whew, that was close.)
Someone told him to pull himself together, and he took it way too far.
:-D they packed him a tiny box.
She was always wound tight….☹️
Probably a good thing it’s not an open casket.
I initially thought that he just opted for cremation
A line from a famous comedy movie: He was a man who didn’t bend easily.
First real LOL of the day!
ew
I’m not sure that’s a special skill after death
I would have guessed a fire eater whose act went terribly wrong…
It’s the little things that I’ll remember most about him :)
Perhaps the magician’s assistant that was one-half of the “Saws a lady in two” act?
‘Always wondered, was it against Marcel Marceau’s religion not to be cremated? Flavius Josephus’ books don’t reveal this matter.
One too many games of twister.
At least his mourners don’t look too bent out of shape.
FreihEitner Premium Member over 1 year ago
I thought that only mimes wound up inside small boxes. You learn something new every day. :-)
ronaldspence over 1 year ago
the last thing to go through his mind was his feet!
Liverlips McCracken Premium Member over 1 year ago
He was such a nimble man.
Jayalexander over 1 year ago
I never knew he could do that!!
TStyle78 over 1 year ago
Did they save money on the funeral at least for the smaller box?
enigmamz over 1 year ago
They work in cramped boxes, so it seems fitting.
Doug K over 1 year ago
The contortionist must have been a lot smaller than those mourners.
No amount of folding or bending could get even someone one-third their size into a coffin that small.
PraiseofFolly over 1 year ago
The crooked cheat tort lawyer, in gangster lingo, was “filed away.”
backyardcowboy over 1 year ago
Interesting twist.
gopher gofer over 1 year ago
this is a stretch…
the eulogy noted that he was the kind of guy who’d bend over backward for you…
blackman2732 over 1 year ago
Yeah, I laughed. Guess I have a ‘twisted’ since of humor.
Lotus over 1 year ago
I overslept. All the good puns are taken. Lotus sad. Wait, the caffeine just hit! I wonder when the funeral will be held. I’m sure the family is very flexible. (Whew, that was close.)
Frank Burns Eats Worms over 1 year ago
Someone told him to pull himself together, and he took it way too far.
morningglory73 Premium Member over 1 year ago
:-D they packed him a tiny box.
Zebrastripes over 1 year ago
She was always wound tight….☹️
uniquename over 1 year ago
Probably a good thing it’s not an open casket.
jango over 1 year ago
I initially thought that he just opted for cremation
WCraft Premium Member over 1 year ago
A line from a famous comedy movie: He was a man who didn’t bend easily.
paperphrique over 1 year ago
First real LOL of the day!
KEA over 1 year ago
ew
hoffquotes2 over 1 year ago
I’m not sure that’s a special skill after death
paranormal over 1 year ago
I would have guessed a fire eater whose act went terribly wrong…
the lost wizard over 1 year ago
It’s the little things that I’ll remember most about him :)
Charlie Fogwhistle over 1 year ago
Perhaps the magician’s assistant that was one-half of the “Saws a lady in two” act?
zeexenon over 1 year ago
‘Always wondered, was it against Marcel Marceau’s religion not to be cremated? Flavius Josephus’ books don’t reveal this matter.
Lablubber over 1 year ago
One too many games of twister.
Jim G Premium Member over 1 year ago
At least his mourners don’t look too bent out of shape.