Wizard of Id by Parker and Hart for October 07, 2022

Inky black

At least he didn’t serve it with a living blue ringed octopus on top.

She does not look surprised.

The creature (octopus?) doesn’t look too happy and probably not too comfortable either.

To put ink-black octocaffe before woman who didn’t have her morning coffee … Wiz is much more brave than I thought … or more reckless. Or both.

Surprise me. Not what you should say to a Wizard.

I said with cream, not ink.

I think that Blanch has learned that surprises are not always a good thing.

I guess that’s a brew that will stick to you all morning long.

Cthulhu Brand Coffee

Send it back; she only wanted six legs, not eight.

“Where’s the surprise?”

It kind of looks like a Hermit crab.

you DID say “Surprise me!”

Never say “surprise me” with a wizard, sister. Be specific, especially when its consumable.

This should have been a Monday cartoonn

well… I know I’m surprised… that she didn’t thought that through.

Never, never, never ask a wizard to surprise you!

Should have stuck with black coffee. It looks like your brown coffee with lots of lumps of sugar is growing legs!

Now available at a Starbucks near you.

If this was a spy comic, I would say Spectre

I would eat seafood for breakfast, but I wouldn’t drink it.

A tentacled creature in one’s coffee would be a wakeup…

New from Krups – Cephalopods

Black inked coffee….clever

Never tell Wiz to “Surprise you”. Instant regret

Your wish was his command.

be careful what you ask for

SURPRISE!!

Not that kind of surprise!!!

Hahaha! Hilarious! LMAO! Thanks!

I don’t like squid!!!

Pumpkin squid latte. Not too shabby

black as ink!!

“Yet, somehow I am not really surprised.”

Yup. I like mine inky black as well. Maybe not so wiggly.

Your wish is my command…

Should have borrowed some of that snail coffee from Dick Tracy.

Is this a homage to Piranha Club?

how sweet..he’s keeping the flies away

Never, ask a wizard to surprise you.

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Squidpuccino?

lol