Non Sequitur by Wiley Miller for September 28, 2022

Cutting out the middleman. The lawyers

The Trump model

Doesn’t work in a world where people can have guns. He’d be robbed in seconds, law degree or no degree.

Joke’s on him. I haven’t carried cash in years.

I think I’d take my chances …

His Motto: “Predator and Prey the Modern Way”

Trump, the early years. How else did you think he got: “Rich, really, really rich”?

Millions for defense, but not one cent for tribute!

Make money the easier way. Start a PAC, put Trump’s name on it. Make millions overnight.

If I ever decided to create a scam to separate fools from their money, I’d target the MAGA crowd. They’re the most gullible group of people on the planet.

I believe in the British system if you sue somebody and lose you have to pay the other guys legal expenses. This cuts down on frivolous lawsuits. The trial lawyers donate millions $’s to candidates to oppose this reform.

It wasn’t a lawyer joke when I told my son he’d do more good for society by becoming a pimp instead of becoming a lawyer. I wish it was.

“BECAUSE IT’S A LOT CHEAPER THAN GOING TO COURT”

(senses a certain part of a certain conversation in this cartoon)

The thing is, that sign could land the mugger in court answering someone else’s lawsuit.

I’m sympathetic to the old style beggar with “Sure I’m going to buy beer” signs

Rudy Guiliani’s new job,after paying quarter of a million to ex-wife

The boy named Sue

Looks like brother Bob second in line.

It’s just one entree on a very long menu.

Let the mugger sue. He knows he’ll barely get a dime after the lawyer’s fee.

BS. If we don’t give him any money, he can’t afford to sue.

Great shakedown.

Minnesota is known as the land of 10,000 lakes. Washington DC is known as the city of 10,000 law firms. So they should start calling DC Minnesueya.

isnt that what actors do when confronted with live tv?