Lio by Mark Tatulli for September 21, 2022

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As the Buddhist monk said to the hot dog vendor: “Make me one with everything!”

Look at the buns on this guy!

It’s like Build a Bear, only more nutritious.

Obviously he relished the opportunity

Lio didn’t expect that.

“That does it. Call me a taxi.”

“You’re a taxi.”

Lio’s Halloween costume?

He forgot the mustard.

hello lunch. :g

“Abra cadabra! I’m a hotdog.”

Lio got his wish. He’s now an Oscar Mayer weiner.

I wore an inflatable weiner costume one Halloween at work

As the Buddhist monk said to the hot dog vendor: “Make me one with everything … but without the relish."

At least Lio did not go into Sweeney Todd’s shop and ended up making it into Mrs Lovett’s meat pies. Heck that could explain what happened to Jimmy Hoffa…..

You may already be a wiener.

Oscar Mayer is signing today.

“We’re all trying to find who did this” guy meme

So that’s why you don’t want to know what goes into hot dogs.

Lio was already a hotdog. He didn’t need the costume.

Folks, we have a w(e)inner(sic)!

“Instructions unclear”