My high schools 20th reunion was in 2008. I didn’t attend. I didn’t attend the 30th either. I plan on keeping my record going strong and avoiding all the rest.
“I am like one of those booster rockets that has fulfilled its function.I will now be gently re-entering the atmosphere andsplashing down invisibly in some remote and obscure corner of the Pacific”.
1.)Excuse me,but I hope he can’t swim.
2.)To quote Groucho Marx—“The old gal is stewed to the eyebrows”
BE THIS GUY over 1 year ago
Question should be, is Joanie going to HIT Woody?
jvo over 1 year ago
More likely Joanie will knee Woody :D
Susan00100 over 1 year ago
Lessee—people of color are banned from that club, but they let that obnoxious jerk in??
For a Just and Peaceful World over 1 year ago
Class reunions: Most people have moved on except the jerks are still jerks.
zzeek over 1 year ago
The ’lady’s man’ sure has a unique come-on to hit on his victims. Bet he’s a very lonely guy.
kaffekup over 1 year ago
Woody isn’t his name, it’s a description of his head.
vaughnrl2003 Premium Member over 1 year ago
I think I might say something like, Wow. I remember you being a lot cooler. What happened?
chuckcork1 over 1 year ago
My high schools 20th reunion was in 2008. I didn’t attend. I didn’t attend the 30th either. I plan on keeping my record going strong and avoiding all the rest.
gantech over 1 year ago
I named my guitar “Woody”!
jakarlsson over 1 year ago
I’ve been searching to find what it meant when some one called a woman a “Turbo”. Nothing. Then I re-read it. OH! Tubbo! <Head slap. DOH!>
198.23.5.11 over 1 year ago
For the uninitiated,when Joanie was in law school this was the guy she couldn’t stand.And she wasn’t alone.
198.23.5.11 over 1 year ago
Speaking of people we can’t stand…..
Boris Johnson’s resignation speech in England—
“I am like one of those booster rockets that has fulfilled its function.I will now be gently re-entering the atmosphere andsplashing down invisibly in some remote and obscure corner of the Pacific”.
1.)Excuse me,but I hope he can’t swim.
2.)To quote Groucho Marx—“The old gal is stewed to the eyebrows”
prrdh over 1 year ago
No, you’ve already struck out.
AlienHillbilly over 1 year ago
One can but guess how he got his nickname ….
John Leonard Premium Member over 1 year ago
Woody was always the consummate jerk.
The Wolf In Your Midst over 1 year ago
Not only did he peak in high school, but so did his hairline.
mindjob over 1 year ago
I didn’t go to my class reunion because: a) it was never a union, and b) it had no class
Jelliqal over 1 year ago
… and I remember you with more hair. But you still have that horrible halitosis everytime you open your mouth, you really should have that looked at.
mistercatworks over 1 year ago
I suppose he means she used to be attractive. I initially thought he said “turbot”, a kind of fish.
Back to Big Mike over 1 year ago
<> Let’s go somewhere quieter, Woody.
Plods with ...™ over 1 year ago
Not anymore dummy
ChessPirate over 1 year ago
“You can, but how’s your threshold for pain?”
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jrankin1959 over 1 year ago
Smooth, Woody…
Vlad Taltos over 1 year ago
Was negging a term in 1997?
Will_Scarlet over 1 year ago
Would you believe I remember you having hair?
Dragoncat over 1 year ago
Joanie… Please tell me you remembered to bring your wedding ring. I can’t imagine how much good it would do, but it wouldn’t hurt to have it.
Realimaginary1 Premium Member over 1 year ago
Joan: “You’re not my Ice Cream Man, Woody!”