Close to Home by John McPherson for August 31, 2022

No, he she or it looks tall enough to me …

Bleeb feels right at home with this teacher.

Yeah, pay us triple, and I’ll consider teaching again.

she wil keep her eyes on you!

Looks more competent than some of them out there now…and probably won’t try to seduce the students.

My teacher is an alien according to Bruce Corville.

Looks vaguely like Koro-sense from Assassination Classroom.

Is(are) he/she/(they) vaccinated?

So, is Bleeb the TA?

My son, a high school teacher, tried to recruit me because they are so short of teachers. I live an hour-and-a-half away and haven’t taught in 30 years.

Oooh perhaps I can learn to build a star cruiser that can travel interdimensionally

One of my teachers looked a little like that.

using stellar teachers to teach at school… huh.

Teacher’s gender, race, or specie does not matter as long as the quality of the teaching is high.

It’s a very sad situation for those who worked for years to attain their goals and teach the kids, only to fear for their lives amd their student’s lives!

What is WRONG with this country? The GOP congress is turning more evil by the day and don’t care about anyone but their own agendas….GOP priorities are in the swamp….even at the tragic deaths of innocent children…they still continue

From what I see and hear, it seems to appear as though the quality of the teaching does not matter either.

Pretty sure that’s about as good as anything they are getting on Zoom.

Something strange about that teacher….Oh yea, he/she’s wearing NO pants.

Adequate pay would be a good start.

Must have been recruited by the “Men in black.”

Anti-alien prejudice!

Who would want to teach in the woke world schools created by the Liberals? My HS Yearbook has a picture of a teacher with his vaunted paddle. NOBODY messed around in Mr Mihalik’s class. And we paid attention in class, too. Boy, try that today and you’ll get sued. Screw that.

Ms. Jackson???

Sorry-sorry-sorry, for a minute there, I thought that was my 7th grade Social Studies teacher.

This must be Florida

Don’t be too hasty; you can learn something here. Obviously, that person, knows the formula for faster than light travel!

It seems that class has

The teacher shortage is due to children not being taught basic decency, respect, and kindness from narcissistic parents who are too busy on their phones trying to be validated by every post they make on social media to parent and teach their children. This has nothing to do with guns or any political party. Teachers cannot deal with the children nor their parents anymore so they leave. It’s very sad.

I thought Desantos hated Illegal aliens…

Nah, nothing can be done about a teacher shortage. Republicans HATE the idea of an educated population.

Maybe restrict what they can teach, so no one is made uncomfortable, and hire some unqualified people to replace them.

I would start school all over again from First Grade if I had teachers from other world civilizations…..

This classroom must be either in Jupiter, Florida, or in Mars, Pennsylvania.

Does the teacher have a green card?

Oooooooooooooooh!!!!! Bleeb is teacher’s pet! :)

I’m a teacher, and safety really is a huge part of that. And don’t tell me that schools need armed security or guns locked on campus, because if that happens in my district, I’ll feel less safe and I’ll quit. Requiring students to use see-through backpacks seems stupid to me as well.

But this problem goes beyond that. We don’t get paid enough for what we do, even when we work extra hours or spend out-of-pocket money for our supplies. Teachers, who actually do the work and interact with our youth, make so little compared to the fat cats at the top who make the big bucks in education yet they don’t do the work we do. It is a ridiculous hierarchy.

And by the way, I noticed I’m the only one who wrote a comment who mentioned is a teacher and who didn’t go into politics. The majority of the other comments only focused on blaming one political party or the other. THAT’S what the other problem is! Not addressing the actual issue and making it about a fight between polical groups.

This actually seems pretty cool

Is that an illegal alien, or did it come here with a Green Card?

Bleep said that was his old teacher!

“My Teacher is a Martian” would be a new Nicktoon series, lol.

See this is why people want to curb illegal aliens! Next they’ll be teaching our kids about probes!