Peanuts by Charles Schulz for September 15, 2022

how dreadful

would that make you an “Ice Block” head Charlie Brown?

We all have our glacier moments

Just chill out

One time I was two feet tall. One time I was four feet tall.

I’ve been close to a glacier in the evening, when it’s quiet, and you can hear them moving. It sounds like a series of explosions.

Chuck’s confidence melts faster than glaciers, too.

And this was written before Global Warming was even spoken of.

If true, I did not know that about glaciers…

You know that glacier on top of that mountain, it sees everything! Because it has a lot of ice!

Stay with the subject CB.

Stay on topic CB!

Oh man, remember glaciers? Those were the days. Anyway, I gotta make sure my house is flood-proofed.

“..Move forward one foot and retreat 3 feet?..” That describes biden.

I read it in a book. I read it in a magazine. I read it in the newspaper. I read it on the internet. I saw it on Instacringe. I saw it on FictionBook. It was covered on YouTube. It danced on TikTok. I belong to the group on Redistribute. So it must be true and I feel for you Charlie Brown.

When I retreat, I save my deposit of till for when I get home (worst geology joke ever)

Charlie was just born too soon. If he were a boy now, then his glacial analogy would be much more progressive, glacier wise. Of course, if he’d give a talk on the climate, then that would be a different matter.

One step forward, two steps backward -

Smarter than the average glacier

Glacier Brown. Nice ring to it

GLAY-shers in the US – GLASS-iers in the UK, but hey we both speak English, right?

Hey Charlie Brown at least you can move!!!

Now they just retreat more or less constantly.

Definately not a Sally report.

Poor Charlie Brown!

The class says, “Cry us a glacier, Charlie Brown!”

That’s life, Charlie.

Or sometimes move forward three feet and retreat one.

Yeah until climate change started happening. Now they retreat in yards and never grow.

I thought Charlie Brown and I were special to have these features as a young kid until middle school when I discovered everyone that is a male is expected to have these 2 anatomical features to them in the Boys PE locker room… :(