Herman by Jim Unger for September 01, 2022

Gee, that’s not a red flag

Such an optimist. Either that or desperate.

Ask if you can kiss one of the bridesmaids instead. Darn I wish they’d rerun that one.

One of her mood swings. A church wedding was not a good idea: Seeing the equipment in the church kids’ playground always brought one on. An unfortunate incident from her past. She had wanted to be married in Las Vegas, anyway.

Seems like the perfect time for second thoughts.

Now’s your chance, Pal. RUN!

Not married yet and she’s already in overdrive. Evidently she’s the if anyone can give a reason why these two should not be married, let him/her speak now speaker.

If he can put her in a bad mood on her wedding day, the red flags belong to him. And another lesbian is born.

And he thinks that everything is going to go well later? We all know that he is delusional at best.

Run….

It’s all HIS fault. What did HE do? Obviously she is blameless!

Can’t say as I blame her. Look at yourself.

She just found out the engagement ring diamond was actually glass.

Is there stomping off mood music?

Your whole life together is going to me “One Of Her MOODS!”

Run while you have the chance!

Finally, an unbridled comic.

Maybe you got the wrong bride from the bride rack…

Sounds like my brother’s ex-wife!

RUN!!!

I know someone who works marriage annulments in the church tribunal. He so often shakes his head and says, “And you thought this was a good idea WHY?”

She’s just a little nervous….