Frog Applause by Teresa Burritt for July 14, 2022

“Check my pants for ants, my bonnet for bees, and all will be well-fed.”

A promise is a promise.

So, those were his last words? How predictable.

“Don’t use the horrible diet with Purina Cat Chow and horsemeat that they use at the Huachipa Zoo!”

https://academiccommons.columbia.edu/doi/10.7916/d8-bqr0-yt28/download (table 3.6, p. 66)

‘Or termite-less.’

Northern, or southern?

He will be a pallbearer at the funeral.

…and this is the guy who sticks his nose where it doesn’t belong….

She’s keeping mum about her appointment with the taxidermist.

…she only comes out at night…

…the mean and hungry type…

…she’s an ant eater…

…after George died , Martha Washington lived the rest of her life in fear…

…in his will, George freed his slaves only after Martha died…

…what’s a tamandua’s favorite beer?…

…a good stout…

…the tamandua was always a B-lis-ter …

…but only its Frog Applause cartoon version went pantless…

…be careful out there, people…

She’s OK with the ants, but bees give her hives …!

( oh, rimshoot )

Is that Aunt Bee?

That crooked painting is driving me crazy. Straighten it already!!

So, a tamandua is related to anteaters? Cool. Learned something again on FA. Sister Teresa makes learning fun and effortless.

Where is everybody today? Out raiding beehives, termite mounds, and ant hills no doubt.

Da Blog: I see what you did, Teresa, with the title on the European badge ( R ) … intentional or no …?

I wish I had a naked prehensile tail.

Rubber room and beyond … For this military rascal… General Lee and aunty may I be alone.

Love the panties on the naked tree.

The Blog…

hopeless

Why, of course, dear! Now, gasp your last, poison-filled, breath, so I can collect on that big insurance policy from Froglandia Mutual!

No tamanduas were harmed in the production of this police-procedural cartoon! Can’t necessarily say the same for ant or bees, though….

Is Frogbert going to die?

…no, but he must stop pretending to be a tamandua…