Brewster Rockit by Tim Rickard for July 11, 2022

Rickard, are you gonna let him keep badmouthing you this way?

Hero? No. More like the protagonist, and sometimes not even that.

It’s all fiction.

Too bad Bill Watterson doesn’t return your calls.

I guess I need better writers, too.

It’s called writing! Haw haw!

I’ve always been my own hero, ’cause I always do exactly what I would have done.

Yeah, tell me about it. Single parent of 3 kids is not where I saw myself 20 years ago.

Better talk to mr Rickard about that, cliff.

You write your own life story, Cliff… And, yes, you need a better writer.

Etched in stone upon my passing…, “That’s my story, and I’m sticking to it.”

Cliff needs to be a better writer for his own story.

I demand a re-write for my life story.

Oh wait, that is why I am in a self help support group. Unfortunately the re-writing is taking a log time, but then again there is a lot that has already been written.

The bottom part of her uniform changed colors.

You can also be your own worst enemy in your story.

So Nero was his own Hero, but still Rome burned. To the people of Rome Nero was the Villain of the story.

Funny stuff.

If I had known I was going to live this long, I would have taken better care of myself.

“Rewrite!”

I hear Steve Moffat is available…

“Whoever wrote my life must be an assh*le.”

—Andy Breckman

Cliff’s life story doesn’t need a better writer, it needs a better staring actor.

Good one Mister Rickard!

Nobody’s life story seems to be worthy. They all end up being cancelled.

Not me. Turns out that I’m just an extra in everybody else’s stories.

You’re the only writer you have.

Leave a chapter out and make it a mystery.

Cliff doesn’t realize that He is his own writer.