He dreamt he was a vegetarian. Oh man!! I don’t know if I’d ever be able to sleep again. Get dressed woman! We’ll be waiting in the parking lot of Road House Grill to open!
Come to think of it in all my sixty years I can’t remember any dream of eating. Only a few dreams of DRINKING champagne or beer at parties and getting drunk. Oh wait, there was one dream I had of eating cereal. “Dream Of Wheat” cereal.
Oh man, that’s like being retired and dreaming about being back on the job!! (Not really. I like almost all vegetables, preferably raw or under-cooked. But I am glad I don’t have to go to work!)
Renatus Profuturus Frigeridus Premium Member almost 2 years ago
That’s not a dream, is a nightmare.
PoodleGroomer almost 2 years ago
Butter roasted.
Ahuehuete almost 2 years ago
I hate it when that happens!
angelolady Premium Member almost 2 years ago
Poor Brutus! Even your dreams are out to get you.
wjones almost 2 years ago
Your dream was telling you need, not what you like.
j_m_kuehl almost 2 years ago
Tomorrow, you can dream about you giant bowel movement
jmworacle almost 2 years ago
Poor Brutus, he even loses in his own dream world.
Justanolddude Premium Member almost 2 years ago
He dreamt he was a vegetarian. Oh man!! I don’t know if I’d ever be able to sleep again. Get dressed woman! We’ll be waiting in the parking lot of Road House Grill to open!
dcdete. almost 2 years ago
Come to think of it in all my sixty years I can’t remember any dream of eating. Only a few dreams of DRINKING champagne or beer at parties and getting drunk. Oh wait, there was one dream I had of eating cereal. “Dream Of Wheat” cereal.
GROG Premium Member almost 2 years ago
Mind your peas and carrots.
Little Caesar almost 2 years ago
Did you eat every bean and pea on your plate?
billyc9501 almost 2 years ago
Isn’t something like that called a nightmare?
Doug Taylor Premium Member almost 2 years ago
Definitely a nightmare for me. I was a bachelor for 35 years and learned to never eat anything green that was in the fridge.
e.groves almost 2 years ago
I love veggies, raw or cooked.
Chris almost 2 years ago
were they not the ones you like or something cause that would be pretty sad in my opinion anyways.
djtenltd almost 2 years ago
That’s your subconscious talking to you, Brutus.
Jeff0811 almost 2 years ago
And when he woke up his pillow was gone. :^)
Brent Rosenthal Premium Member almost 2 years ago
I have actually had dreams that have me in a bad situation and I say in them that I don’t like this and I’m going to wake up now. And I do
raybarb44 almost 2 years ago
Oh. So you were having a horrible night long nightmare. Poor Guy…..
MuddyUSA Premium Member almost 2 years ago
Notice the sly smile on his wife’s face!
Daltongang Premium Member almost 2 years ago
Only Brutus Thornapple would have a dream where he is having an never ending feast and the only food he eats is vegetables.
kathleenhicks62 almost 2 years ago
Nightmare.
tiomax almost 2 years ago
Oh man, that’s like being retired and dreaming about being back on the job!! (Not really. I like almost all vegetables, preferably raw or under-cooked. But I am glad I don’t have to go to work!)
Moonkey Premium Member almost 2 years ago
I have read that we can engage most of our senses in dreams but not taste. I would disagree, myself.
Buckeye67 almost 2 years ago
Next time Brutus, don’t watch a gardening show before you go to bed.
heathcliff2 almost 2 years ago
Maybe your body was trying to tell you something.
JoeMartinFan Premium Member almost 2 years ago
Oh, the horror…THE HORROR!!!
Lola85 Premium Member almost 2 years ago
Here’s hoping that the next night he dreams he’s eating at an all-you-can-eat pizza buffet.
gopher gofer almost 2 years ago
sounds like a wonderful dream to me…
Lightpainter almost 2 years ago
I guess it would be worse if he dreamed he was eating food he hated. The next night, maybe?
Chris Sherlock almost 2 years ago
That would tend to cut down on the enjoyment.