Wizard of Id by Parker and Hart for July 12, 2022

Do you wanna go in there and get your ball?

is Id on Tatooine? Is that a Sarlack?

After 1000 years of indigestion, Saarlac will learn not to swallow golf balls.

When it sticks it’s head out, hit it with a fireball.

Use a sand iron.

Comedy, horror “Tremors”…

You could make a song about and do a Sand Rap. Might make some money, maybe. Or maybe not.

That will give him the knight tremors……

Best to hit the ball where it’s supposed to go, Rodney.

This has to be the weirdest grip I have ever seen drawn!

Many go in, none come out.

This will teach you to play a better round of golf, Rodney!

Bunker

no wonder i don’t golf

I’d take a mulligan for that and hit it a lot harder.

Holy crap! Who knew the fink would import sarlacc, though, if you think about it, him having a connection with Jabba the Hut is not beyond reason. Move along Rodney, it eats guys in armor for breakfast. No foolin’.

Hissing in their pit….

Watch out for the kraken in the water hazard.

“Thak”? “Nom, Nom, Nom”? Really? Seriously?

Golf in the early days was a lot more dangerous sport.

Feed me, Rodney. Feed me all night long.

I thought boba took care of this one….

I came in search of Star Wars nerds and I was not disappointed.

Another reason bowling is better than golf!You don’t get sunburned when bowlingYou don’t get rained on when bowlingYou don’t have to chase your bowling ballYou don’t lose your bowling ballIt’s not far to the potty when bowlingIt’s not far to the snack bar when bowlingIt’s not fr to the bar bar when bowlingNobody is behind you wanting you to bowl fasterNobody is telling you to be quiet when bowlingYou don’t need an expensive electric cart when bowlingGolf shoes, clubs and bag cost way more than bowling balls, shoes and bagsBEST REASON bowling is better than golf: It’s scored like a real game — high score wins.

Sarlacc needed the extra income.

Wizard of Id meets Super Mario Bros.

Hazard.

Feed me Seymour, feed me all night long!

Shades of Dune!