A raccoon got into the attic and died because it couldn’t get out. The smell was horrible. More terrible was that it entered through a closet and ruined all of the clothes. Hate raccoons.
Typical of ‘typical sneaky females’ BUT…………if a husband were to do the same thing, we would be banished to the couch for month….minimum, if not worse ! ! ! ! !
Staying at a relative’s house in a room with a dormer window. Summer, Windows open. Wake up to scratching on the screen and I am face to face with the nasty critter. I woke the house up. Pretty sure the raccoon fell off the roof. Next day a tree next to the house got a good trimming.
One year I thought racoons were nesting in my attic. I could hear them running around and squeaking. I starred at my ceiling fan and hoped they wouldn’t fall through ’cause they sounded like they were in the ceiling gnawing on the wires. When I finally was able to get an exterminated to come out, he found nothing. Turns out, they were just squirrels running around; which lead to knowing I needed a new roof. The exterminator said it was very weak.
dadthedawg almost 2 years ago
Just giving him a little incentive…..
Wilde Bill almost 2 years ago
If I saw racoons in my house, I’d call an exterminator.
Zykoic almost 2 years ago
About this time of year the raccoons eat all the cherries. They defeat every deterrent so far.
rshive almost 2 years ago
Whatever works.
Display almost 2 years ago
Just let some spiders and a rat loose. Tell her that her family is visiting.
cubswin2016 almost 2 years ago
That plan could backfire on you.
naplllp almost 2 years ago
What do you thing these fingers are for? To scratch our bellies?
stairsteppublishing almost 2 years ago
A raccoon got into the attic and died because it couldn’t get out. The smell was horrible. More terrible was that it entered through a closet and ruined all of the clothes. Hate raccoons.
Steverino Premium Member almost 2 years ago
On my first job, my new boss came in late one day and announced that squirrels had gotten into his attic.
I told him that there was medicine for that now.
LKrueger41 almost 2 years ago
One of the best ever – but I glad my wife doesn’t read comics.
'IndyMan' almost 2 years ago
Typical of ‘typical sneaky females’ BUT…………if a husband were to do the same thing, we would be banished to the couch for month….minimum, if not worse ! ! ! ! !
Diat60 almost 2 years ago
Lots of clever comments today but I’m just envious of “his” bathroom which must mean another one for “her”.
oakie817 almost 2 years ago
ba dum tss
car2ner almost 2 years ago
hmm, usually I hear that joke as a rat or a cockroach, never a racoon.
Just-me almost 2 years ago
I have a gray fox and 4 kits living under my metal building these days. They sure keep down the mice.
CeceliaWD Premium Member almost 2 years ago
Staying at a relative’s house in a room with a dormer window. Summer, Windows open. Wake up to scratching on the screen and I am face to face with the nasty critter. I woke the house up. Pretty sure the raccoon fell off the roof. Next day a tree next to the house got a good trimming.
schaefer jim almost 2 years ago
The smell will kill him.
samfran6-0 almost 2 years ago
One year I thought racoons were nesting in my attic. I could hear them running around and squeaking. I starred at my ceiling fan and hoped they wouldn’t fall through ’cause they sounded like they were in the ceiling gnawing on the wires. When I finally was able to get an exterminated to come out, he found nothing. Turns out, they were just squirrels running around; which lead to knowing I needed a new roof. The exterminator said it was very weak.
Mediatech almost 2 years ago
Poor racoon
Jim Kerner almost 2 years ago
That’s not nice, lady in Roz’s Roost.
Teto85 Premium Member almost 2 years ago
Is that like an “Elf on the Shelf” sort of thing?