Doonesbury by Garry Trudeau for June 14, 2022

Hmmm… George R.R. Martin was born in 1948…

Most human reports about the alien breeding facilities are not so positive,

It’s possible?! No, with Boopsie it’s a sure thing.

Kinda sad Zonker has a moment of regret.

Er, that wasn’t Boopsy in the film version of Slaughterhouse 5, was it?

Interesting that Boopsie is working on her tan and Zonk has a hat and shirt.

1945 was a bad year at the alien breeding facility. Trump was born in June of 1946.

when even Zonk is having regrets it should show how weird she gets

Yes, Zonker, yes you will.

Of course. What else would it be. Some probes are better than others.

Was it Boopsie or Hunk-Ra who has those memories??

Well, the military just ’fessed up that all those UFO encounters and sightings were real. With congressional hearings and everything. Or did you forget?!

I’m sure Zonker won’t regret it. Boopsie is about to provide some great material for his subconscious to work with on his next trip.

Maybe the aliens paired her up with Russell Casse from “Independence Day”?

Was that over the top? I can never tell….

Most everyone has a really good camera in their pocket at all times, and yet we aren’t seeing more UFO siting. Theories? Maybe the aliens are getting more careful? Maybe they can monitor the internet from afar and learn all that they need?

Does the artwork seem different this week? Simplified?

Well, that explains a lot, Boopsie. I always suspected…

Trudeau when he was good. Now he is a simple democrat hack.

See if this mental image helps next time you’re tempted to respond to a troll. Picture it cackling gleefully that its provocative comment was so clever that it got a sucker (you) to rise to the bait. It does so while using a wet wipe to clean a sticky substance off its hands and keyboard. (It’s left to your imagination to figure out what the sticky stuff is.)

Ooooooooo K.

Does anybody REALLY think Donald Trump is an Earthman?

Why else could he have been sent here except to “infiltrate the system”?

She has been smoking some hard core weed from Mexico!

“How do I get out of this conversation?”

Introspection, looking before he leaps, from Zonker? Who is he and what have they done with the real Zonker?

Possible?

Oh my God! Could you imagine a Boopsie alien hybrid?

Boopsie should thank that Eisenhower’s Febuary 20-21 1954 overnight conference with the First Contacts had occurred with extraterrestrials with a distinctive ‘Nordic’ appearance, the likelihood of an agreement having been spurned with this ‘Nordic race’, the start of a series of meetings that led to a treaty eventually being signed with a different extraterrestrial race dubbed the ‘Greys’, and the motivations of the different extraterrestrial races involved in these treaty discussions, and make her life more interesting.

She turned out to be a Failure as a “Breeder” so the aliens returned her.

But, not before she ruined several of their Prime Stud Bulls.

I love how Zonker, of all people, has that moment of “I’ll regret saying that”. That really tells you how bad the response could be.

Does anyone remember Boopsie’s & B.D.‘s daughter’s name? She must be grown into a woman by now, maybe even with children.

Zonker, you missed a perfectly good opportunity to say nothing.