Frog Applause by Teresa Burritt for May 26, 2022

Well, I guess I’ll go to the mat for that one.

I’ll have to wrestle with that response.

The futures so bright,

I have to wear glasses.

Nice shot glasses of you two.

Absolute Vodka

Is this chic looking for a retailer?

Somebody is either going on alone, or going on eBay to sell their collection.

Trying to convince your mate you’re not loony…When she asks about the 13th trip to the Froglandia Bathmat Factory…and comes home with another dozen….

…how dare you say that to me!..

…a pox upon you!…

…a pox I say!…

…I have bathmat #33…

…where Grace the Face first fist pumps long legs…

…yes…

…and it’s exactly like it sounds like it is…

…Hordor!…

…Hordor!…

…Hordor!…

…she has a mask collection…

…yet, no one says anything…

…1,234 isn’t a priceless collection…

…I saw one just like it on ebay…

…only five hundred Froglandia dollars…

Priceless collections can be a very attractive feature.

Priceless should be similar to worthless.

You do realize that bathmats are no longer just for use in the bath, don’t you?

I have a collection of bath mates.

Journal of Comic Strip Coincidences—25 May 2022: Mutts, Sherman’s Lagoon—End w/“Don’t push it.” These are next to each other in my local paper, so this was particularly striking.

I own A bathmat.

One persons priceless is another’s reason to flee.

I just dropped in to see what condition the FA condition is in.

Appears to be all wet,

… yet Lame …!

( all’s well )

There is, I’m pretty sure, a Fine Line between collecting and hoarding, whether it’s bathmats or any other thing. I just haven’t figured it out yet. I guess you could call me a Collector-Hoarder, if that’s what floats your boat. In any case it’s all priceless, and lame!

PRICELESS, I tell you!

I have the anatomically correct Nepalese flag bathmat!

So romantic.