The Argyle Sweater by Scott Hilburn for May 31, 2022

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    pearlsbs  almost 2 years ago

    Q: What do you give a cannibal that shows up late for dinner?

    A: A cold shoulder.

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    Ratkin  almost 2 years ago

    The propeller beanie was invented in 1947. What are the pilgrims doing there?

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    marilynnbyerly  almost 2 years ago

    What a cliche.

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    Bilan  almost 2 years ago

    At least he’s also using the soap in the box to keep his shirt nice and white.

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    ronaldspence  almost 2 years ago

    Face the Villiage Idiom with a Simile!

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    Superfrog  almost 2 years ago

    He can do that until the cows come home.

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    Jayalexander  almost 2 years ago

    “One hand washes the other, but de feet is not an option” Mixed metaphors for the criminally insane.

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    Zebrastripes  almost 2 years ago

    Pre-Waldo days…

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    gopher gofer  almost 2 years ago

    good thing it wasn’t a dark and stormy night…

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    backyardcowboy  almost 2 years ago

    Your Village called; your idom is missing.

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    Malph  almost 2 years ago

    I can think of a current platitude that applies.

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    [Traveler] Premium Member almost 2 years ago

    At least he’s not malaprop man

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    jango  almost 2 years ago

    I think we’ve just found Waldo.

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    Zen-of-Zinfandel  almost 2 years ago

    We take thee with a grain of salt.

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    WCraft Premium Member almost 2 years ago

    They’ll be back. What goes around comes around.

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    paranormal  almost 2 years ago

    He looks a little like Waldo…

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    zeexenon  almost 2 years ago

    Well, he surely is the early bird.

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    Lablubber   almost 2 years ago

    When at first you don’t succeed… Shut up!

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