Frog Applause by Teresa Burritt for May 02, 2022

Which is the Single Handle Kitchen Faucet Anniversary? The 23rd?

Could they both be thoughtful and brainless simultaneously!?

Get one all to yourself.

A couple of old drips get new seals. Save money when leaks are

Nothing says “I love you” quite like hardware.

Those are about $85.00 these days, at least neither one of them is a cheapskate.

Sex toy fail.

…but I thought your anniversary was Thursday?…

..aah, Farrah Fawcett, where are you now?…

…our affair will be ok…

…they took everything including the kitchen sinks…

…but…

…it’s almost like we can read each other’s comments…

…it’s not matching Grace the Face coffee mugs…

…but …finder’s keepers …

…loser’s weepers…

…I’ll let you play with my knobs if you let me play with yours…

…

…used correctly…

..you can find water with these…

…kids get spoiled with that fancy in door plumbing

Must be a Moen! Just look at the clever design and extended faucet! And I just love the on and off handle! And shiny too!

How did you know, they asked one another?

He got her than stunning sawtooth pillbox hat last year.

The phallic symbolism was not lost on either of them. They knew that their partner knew, too!

Then they stated to sink into a depression.

My how styles have changed. I cant remember those skinny handles.

Delta Dawn.

Yep … these things happen on those “Married Too Long” anniversaries … the silver lining, though, is they now have a backup …!

Looks like a real washout

A washerless faucet, the latest thing.

Nothing looks cooler than a Kohler. I spent an hour yesterday trying to keep the pressure up so the spray would work…(a nice spray rather than a thin drizzle). Now I know why there is a hose connection on the bottom of the hot water tank. Rust flakes and other junk are hell on those sprayers.

Awkward…

Kathy Boudin, Weather Underground outlaw, dies at 78

https://www.washingtonpost.com/local/obituaries/kathy-boudin-weather-underground-dead/2022/05/01/979153ec-38e4-11eb-9276-ae0ca72729be_story.html

Who cares about their anniversary! Count down to Sister Teresa’s birthday on the 5th. National Cartoonist’s Day. Cinco de Mayo. Adele. Karl Marx. More here: https://www.thefamouspeople.com/may-5th.php

Who was born on your birthday?

I like her serrated hat.

Oh, lookie! New His and Hers faucets for the kitchen or utility room sink(s)! How thoughtful. And what a coincidence.

Such a loving couple! I wonder which anniversary they are celibrating so joyfully?

Water Balloon fights till dawn.

Wow. More likes than comments. This looks like a FAIL. Sorry.