It looks like hers are the same size as almonds.
If you like sucking on nuts is that’s OK, but you better ask for permission first.
It is not milk!
It is nut juice!
Although I have seen herds of soy.
I think there are nipples for coconut milk.
I can’t keep abreast of all the choices these days.
Eno, I think you need a breast-alyzer!!!
I have to say, I am udderly disappointed. I can see readers milking this joke for all it is worth.
This is nuts!
Exactly! Milk ain’t nuts!
The same law that makes “juice”, juice, should also apply to “milk”.
Pretty much the same thing I thought. Udderly ridiculous. Right?
You mean Almond Slurry?
They’re called “teats”, Eno. You’re just a boob.
Don’t knocker it until you’ve tried it.
Oh, boy. There’s a whole six almonds in that carton. You couldn’t afford real almond milk.
What’s really bad is when they swish their tails in your face or kick over the milk bucket.
Its NUT JUICE! I guess that image wouldn’t sell.
They shouldn’t call that stuff milk until almonds learn how to moo.
Show me the tit on an almond.Sam Elliott on ‘The Ranch’.
Stick with beer, Eno. burp. :)
Neither does soy, but that didn’t stop them.
I laughed out loud in my office just now. Great strip today, guys!!
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sirbadger about 2 years ago
It looks like hers are the same size as almonds.
pearlsbs about 2 years ago
If you like sucking on nuts is that’s OK, but you better ask for permission first.
Zykoic about 2 years ago
It is not milk!
It is nut juice!
Although I have seen herds of soy.
Lolapoo Premium Member about 2 years ago
I think there are nipples for coconut milk.
superkrispy about 2 years ago
I can’t keep abreast of all the choices these days.
Knightman Premium Member about 2 years ago
Eno, I think you need a breast-alyzer!!!
Jeff0811 about 2 years ago
I have to say, I am udderly disappointed. I can see readers milking this joke for all it is worth.
joegeethree about 2 years ago
This is nuts!
YippiKiAyMofo about 2 years ago
Exactly! Milk ain’t nuts!
Znox11 about 2 years ago
The same law that makes “juice”, juice, should also apply to “milk”.
vaughnrl2003 Premium Member about 2 years ago
Pretty much the same thing I thought. Udderly ridiculous. Right?
rhpii about 2 years ago
You mean Almond Slurry?
assrdood about 2 years ago
They’re called “teats”, Eno. You’re just a boob.
cor_en_fa about 2 years ago
Don’t knocker it until you’ve tried it.
MeGoNow Premium Member about 2 years ago
Oh, boy. There’s a whole six almonds in that carton. You couldn’t afford real almond milk.
lotsalaffs Premium Member about 2 years ago
What’s really bad is when they swish their tails in your face or kick over the milk bucket.
phileaux about 2 years ago
Its NUT JUICE! I guess that image wouldn’t sell.
cactusbob333 about 2 years ago
They shouldn’t call that stuff milk until almonds learn how to moo.
edstraker about 2 years ago
Show me the tit on an almond.Sam Elliott on ‘The Ranch’.
Impkins Premium Member about 2 years ago
Stick with beer, Eno. burp. :)
cuzinron47 about 2 years ago
Neither does soy, but that didn’t stop them.
lawguy05 about 2 years ago
I laughed out loud in my office just now. Great strip today, guys!!