Ripley's Believe It or Not by Ripley’s Believe It or Not! for April 04, 2022

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    Copy-&-Paste  about 2 years ago

    It’s Monday – Believe it or Not

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    jasonsnakelover  about 2 years ago

    Veloise On Elvet And I collect ways to make up spoonerisms.

    What are sea skates?

    May the Lord be with you.

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    monkeysky  about 2 years ago

    Jenny Hanivers were sometimes passed off as mummified demons, angels, dragons, or other mythical beasts. While most were carved on purpose by circus-men or con artists, some naturally decayed or were eaten into those shapes by predators, and likely inspired some stories of mermaids and similar creatures.

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    Templo S.U.D.  about 2 years ago

    Does Ms. Von Velvet even have Miyazaki-san’s autograph in her collection?

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    monkeysky  about 2 years ago

    “Great apes” are known to use sticks for hunting insects and other small animals on land, and passing down those techniques through imitation, but this is the first I’ve ever heard of them fishing.

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    Charlie Fogwhistle  about 2 years ago

    I hope this isn’t found to be offensive

    The first Jewish President of the United States is elected. The night before the inauguration he calls his mother.

    “Mom, I’d love for you to come visit for the inauguration and stay with me for a few days.”

    “Oh I don’t know, airfare is so expensive these days.”

    “Mom, I’ll fly you out on Air Force One!”

    “Oh, but you know, cab fare is ridiculous.”

    “Mom, the Presidential motorcade will drive you here.”

    “But accommodations, especially during the inau—-”

    “MOM!! I’ll put you in the Lincoln bedroom itself!!”

    She reluctantly agrees, hangs up and starts talking to her friend.

    “Who was that?”

    “My son.”

    gasp “The doctor??”

    “No, the other one.”

    Until next time.

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    Charlie Fogwhistle  about 2 years ago

    What do you know. Two-fer Monday.

    Jeff walks into a bar and sees his friend Paul slumped over the bar….He walks over and asks Paul what’s wrong.

    “Well,” replies Paul, “you know that beautiful girl at work that I wanted to ask out, but I got an erection every time I saw her?”

    “Yes,” replies Jeff with a laugh.

    “Well,” says Paul, straightening up, “I finally plucked up the courage to ask her out, and she agreed.”

    “That’s great!” says Jeff, “When are you going out?”

    “I went to meet her this evening,” continues Paul, “but I was worried I’d get an erection again. So I got some duct tape and taped my member to my leg, so if I did, it wouldn’t show.”

    “Sensible” says Jeff.

    “So I get to her door,” says Paul, “and I rang her doorbell. She answered it in the sheerest, tiniest dress you ever saw.”

    “And what happened then?”(Paul slumps back over the bar again.) “I kicked her in the face.”

    Until next time.

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    Detroit Dan  about 2 years ago

    Huh, new to me. Studio Ghibli Inc. is a Japanese animation film studio headquartered in Koganei, Tokyo. It is best known for its animated feature films, and has also produced several short subjects, television commercials, and two television films. Wikipedia

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    Huckleberry Hiroshima  about 2 years ago

    Meanwhile the smart ones go to Long John Silver’s.

    Take care, may light tipper Jane “Why Should I Leave Them More Money, They Get To Have Me Here Don’t They” Skinflintord be with you, and gesundheit.

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    scpandich  about 2 years ago

    Scientists have found primitive stone tools in Africa that are too new; they’re the sort of tools you find associated with protohumans millions of years ago, but these tools are estimated to be only thousands of years old. After more study, they realized the shapes of the tools are wrong for human (or protohuman) hands and have concluded the tools were made by chimps.

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    Teto85 Premium Member about 2 years ago

    And I thought my 857 pieces of Ghibli memorabilia was a lot. And that does not include 156 pieces from Kaze No Tani No Nausicaa, because technically it was not made ny Studio Ghibli.

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    oakie817  about 2 years ago

    i dated Jenny Haniver in high school, went ice skating with her

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    FassEddie  about 2 years ago

    One day the zoo keeper noticed that the orangutan was reading two books; The Bible and On the Origin of Species.

    Surprised, he asked the orangutan, “Why are you reading both of those books?”

    “Well,” said the orangutan, “I just wanted to know if I was my brother’s keeper or my keeper’s brother.”

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    chaosed2  about 2 years ago

    What they didn’t say is 1272 items in the collection are soot sprites from “Spirited Away”

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    JDP_Huntington Beach  about 2 years ago

    So, Eloise Von Velvet is a “model” who wears a lot of war paint, and has numerous tats, that Ripley did not try to illustrate. (Probably a good thing)

    Her collection is now close to 1500 pcs.

    https://hypebeast.com/2022/2/guinness-world-records-eloise-jeglot-von-velvet-1300-studio-ghibli-items-info

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    Pedmar Premium Member about 2 years ago

    Meanwhile in Ankh-Morpork, an orangutan has been spotted shelving books in a library.

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    mindjob  about 2 years ago

    I’d be more worried when those orangutans start using rods and reels

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