Wizard of Id by Parker and Hart for April 04, 2022

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    Prescott_Philosopher   about 2 years ago

    You cruel, inhumane beast!

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    wjones  about 2 years ago

    City water is that bad.

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    jasonsnakelover  about 2 years ago

    And even if he hadn’t, there’s a spell for those invaders.

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    B UTTONS  about 2 years ago

    Flint, Michigan and Oakland, California exported their contaminated water to Id.

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    Doug K  about 2 years ago

    City water is treated differently than castle water.

    Most city folk believe that castle water may stunt your growth.

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    Jayalexander  about 2 years ago

    Since smoking was banned where else are people gonna’ spit their Chew.

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    Display  about 2 years ago

    I’ll bet that few if any people here know any of the symptoms of lead poisoning. Once they hear of them they’ll think of somebody that fits those symptoms though. And still they’ll do nothing.

    Americans don’t know how many people right in their own area are still being poisoned by lead every year. It’s hundreds, and while it goes on they think it only affects the poor. That part of the war on the poor affects almost every community, rich or poor.

    Can you name the symptoms? Do you know how much lead is a “safe” amount?

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    littlejohn Premium Member about 2 years ago

    He, the King, had it piped in.

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    DavidSharp Premium Member about 2 years ago

    Id has a city? Who knew?

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    jagedlo  about 2 years ago

    It looks like The Fink may be guilty of some war crimes by doing that!

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    blakerl  about 2 years ago

    I don’t drink the water. So what do you Drink? One bourbon, one scotch and one beer, One bourbon, one scotch, one beer.

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    vaughnrl2003 Premium Member about 2 years ago

    So, either the Huns will get sick or melt, depending on which cities water. I wonder how 3 mile island is doing?

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    geese28  about 2 years ago

    Behold the power of TAP!!!

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    preacherman  about 2 years ago

    I have to take issue with this toon. Our city water was rated as one of the best waters in the nation, even better than some bottled waters. In fact, some bottled waters come straight from the tap.

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    Zebrastripes  about 2 years ago

    Good thing the moat isn’t painted…

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    Goat from PBS  about 2 years ago

    It’s so gross, not even the sewer rats want anything to do with it.

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    seanfear  about 2 years ago

    so this is equal to … sewage?

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    David Huie Green LosersBlameOthers&It'sYOURfault  about 2 years ago

    Lead poisoning.

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    globalenterprize1990  about 2 years ago

    Chemical warfare.

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    hk Premium Member about 2 years ago

    My wife, while in college was tasked to test the city water and 5 different brands of bottled water. The city water was the cleanest.

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    BlueKnight1966  about 2 years ago

    IT BURNS!

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    Bwingblue1  about 2 years ago

    If the fink really wanted to stop invaders he would import water from the Hudson river.

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    Billy Yank  about 2 years ago

    At least in the U.S.A. community water systems are almost always the best source of safe drinking water. The problems with lead plumbing are from the private water lines to old homes.

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    suelou  about 2 years ago

    New York city water is the best in the country… people visiting from all over including Europe comment on it

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    hagarthehorrible  about 2 years ago

    The fink has idea much taller than his height. No wonder he is the ruler.

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