Speed Bump by Dave Coverly for March 13, 2022

That’s a weird thing to say.

Something tells me that’s their last encounter!!!

Good girls go to heaven, But bad girls get to go every where…

So you can go a month or two without dieting and gain some weight which will make you a worse woman in his eyes, and he’ll still love you and thank you for making it easy on him.

Prelude to…“I want you in the worst way”. And that’s when the fight began.

Maybe the two of you could meet half way.

Be careful what you ask for. ;-)

Unfortunately, that is the way some people think of themselves, “I am better than everyone else because everyone else is worse than me, Anyone one who contradicts this ‘truth’ has to be put down.”

It’s not me, it’s you, Darla.

Darla is the best she can be…run Darla, RUN!

I love how his glasses don’t meet on his face. LOL

Judging the size of her eyes, I don’t think she is human; she is a bug eyed alien.

Oh, I’d like a bad woman…

Darla needs to ask for the check and hotfoot it to the exit.

How about an angel on Sunday and a slut on Tuesday night? Monday night is football.

Sooooo, good boys just want bad girls?

Alfalfa makes his move.

Gotta have life goals

…. can’t argue with that

And we all know what he has in mind that would make her a worse woman.

You want the right hand or the one with the watch?

Talk dirty to me, please!

Now we know who’s writing the remake of “As Good as It Gets.”

Any woman who wants to make their man better is already becoming a worse woman.

I saw that movie only the woman’s name was Sandy, not Darla and the man’s name was Danny.