Non Sequitur by Wiley Miller for March 01, 2022

Ewwwwwww. Don’t be too graphic!

Just spray them with attar of corn.

“I’m a horse, not a goat”.

The horse ate your teacher’s note???

Only Danae would say that . . . only Danae

That last panel…. Wasn’t that an ABBA song?

I wallpaper my room with notes from my teacher.

It should be fine – he probably already has a diet high in fiber.

I put the shredder contents in my compost bin – a little less indigestion with a similar result.

Danae it’s easier to cut out the middle horse and rip and flush yourself.

Hey, it worked in the White House for Carrot Top.

A high fibre diet.

Lucy is MUCH CLOSER to being a “Stable Genius” then anyone else we know…

I love Lucy’s comment in panel 2.

Horses don’t eat wood. You need a pet beaver.

It’s not a bad plan, really. A few spitballs would not go amiss either. You know, target practice.

Wonder how many of Buttercup’s aides had to add the extra fiber to their diets?

Who cares about letters? It’s the report cards she needs the horse to eat.

Wouldn’t have worked for TFG. He doesn’t give a s**t.

Antici—-PATION!

Paper would make Lucy sick.Got a backyard barbecue?

A minnie Donald!

Horses can digest cellulose.

Flushing them – try the White House toilet…

Now we know what went on at Mar-A-Largo!

Instant acid indigestion.