There is something to astrology. When the stars are in certain positions, things happen here on Earth: the Nile floods, herds start to migrate, weather patterns change … It is not difficult to conclude that the heavens control the Earth.
I don’t know why people marvel at how well ancient societies reckoned their calendars with such accuracy. Before late night TV, all they had were the stars to watch. The position of the stars was a very good predictor of when to plant and do other things.
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Hobbes may be bang on. The astronomer or astrologer… whatever, was at rhe wrong side of the telescope. The galaxies can’t make your mom to agree. She is the center of gravity in the house buddy.
BE THIS GUY about 2 years ago
Pretty soon, Calvin will be down to “letting me eat sugar bombs" before sending me to school.
Charles Barr Premium Member about 2 years ago
If the moon doesn’t, there’s always the stars.
dadthedawg about 2 years ago
Astrology…..philosophy.
codycab about 2 years ago
Moon: “What do I look like, a genie?”
The Calvinosaurus That Calvin Wanted To Discover about 2 years ago
Why do the homework if you won’t go to school?
Renatus Profuturus Frigeridus Premium Member about 2 years ago
We the Calvin of the United States, in order to form a more perfect Union, establish…….
C about 2 years ago
You were looking for a full moon
Susan00100 about 2 years ago
Calvin, the deity of the moon is the goddess Diana.
And she knows how you feel about girls!!
su43dipta about 2 years ago
Astrologers aren’t allowed near telescopes, Hobbes!
rshive about 2 years ago
Lunar powers wilt before the powers of Mom.
rentier about 2 years ago
I can see nothing!!
Who, me? about 2 years ago
Where is the comic?
dflak about 2 years ago
There is something to astrology. When the stars are in certain positions, things happen here on Earth: the Nile floods, herds start to migrate, weather patterns change … It is not difficult to conclude that the heavens control the Earth.
I don’t know why people marvel at how well ancient societies reckoned their calendars with such accuracy. Before late night TV, all they had were the stars to watch. The position of the stars was a very good predictor of when to plant and do other things.
sandpiper about 2 years ago
Funny how that moon thing persists. I tried the same thing with my mom and her reaction let me gave me a view of stars but no moon.
Katzen1415 about 2 years ago
Unfortunately, Calvin, you live under Dad’s sometimes benevolent dictatorship. Your policies will go ignored.
jagedlo about 2 years ago
So, Calvin, you’re attempting to be a Moonie?
vaughnrl2003 Premium Member about 2 years ago
Well, Calvin found religion. I suspect he will discover that “religion” expects us to do all the work.
nathan.sheriff3 about 2 years ago
Calvin needs that 8-Ball that you shake and tells you whether or not things that you want will happen.
Wizard of Ahz-no relation about 2 years ago
I actually don’t remember this bit-yay, new stuff
LEOKEV about 2 years ago
Calvin complains about baths, but seems to have a great time once he’s in there.
KEA about 2 years ago
Astronomers use telescopes – Astrologers, uh, use their imaginations mostly
felipenollaFFA about 2 years ago
Just blame Galileo and the early astronomers who came up with the galactic contraption…..
zarilla about 2 years ago
This “intellectual” Calvin turns me off.
mistercatworks about 2 years ago
Tired of being a gullible Pisces? Did you know the constellations have moved since ancient Babylonian astrology charts were invented? You could be a rich, successful Capricorn and I can do it for you online . Be prepared to send $1000 on the website ChangeYourSignChangeYourLife.com, a division of Ten Born Every Minute, Inc.
wiley207 about 2 years ago
I hate to say it, Calvin, but your key policies would actually be “Do homework”, “Take a bath”, and “Go to bed on time for school in the morning”.
BiggerNate91 about 2 years ago
Poor Calvin doesn’t realize that his mom is actually the master of the universe.
A Hip loving Canadian... about 2 years ago
You need tea leaves to complete the idiocy of astrology.
Templo S.U.D. about 2 years ago
Imagine the moons phase was new moon. How is Calvin going to pray to the moon when it is visually not there?
mindjob about 2 years ago
I predict a swift kick in the butt will be implemented
Baucuva about 2 years ago
I’ve got Calvin’s moon right here!
g04922 about 2 years ago
Hobbs is usually correct on most matters involving Calvin.
hagarthehorrible about 2 years ago
Hobbes may be bang on. The astronomer or astrologer… whatever, was at rhe wrong side of the telescope. The galaxies can’t make your mom to agree. She is the center of gravity in the house buddy.