Frog Applause by Teresa Burritt for February 10, 2022

Does a bear Doo Doo twice in the same location?

That kid’s got a lot of cheek.

I think the kid’s gonna go along with whatever the bear decides.

Bear scat, Scat brat

Pop belly bear will spit the kid out.

…and the blood-infused entrails! I want them GONE!

To bear the grunt of it all, the kid bared his tousch, and ran from a diaper change, on to a crabby, cantankerous old codgers, lawn, only to end up, head first in a massive, teeth laden, chamber of grit, “bearing down” jaws of a massive bear…..

This actually happened in PA in a park…a black bear actually ate a child while camping….=~{

The bear said kids taste just like chicken!

Riding bare back home.

…ha ha ha…

…that Stan Lee, still the king of the cameo…

…I see one bare bottom and one bear front…

…let’s bring out the booze my friend and let’s keep dancing…

…I’m not on the lawn…

…the bear is…

…bear butt naked…

…it’s a quirk in the Matrix…

…he tastes just like chicken…

Ranger Smith (ret.) never found peace. Old fans and lookie-loos were a constant annoyance.

Maybe it’s just me,

but is “You” the nickname for YOUkraine ..?

Hey bear, that kid is not a picnic basket.

There goes the neighborhood.

Hey kid! I don’t think that’s how you eat gummi bears.

Relax, relax. It’s just a Jonathan Swift/George Orwell mashup.

Give that man some Thorazine.

No, not for him, for the bear!

Da Blog: ME-OW …!

Do we have to look at some bare-assed kid? C’mon, bear! Eat faster! Swallow your food! See, you’ve made the Old Fart apoplectic! And he’s no Clint Eastwood, believe me!

R.I.P. to this formerly pristine lawn, now marred by blood and gore.

The Ford Torino is in the garage, I bet.