The Argyle Sweater by Scott Hilburn for February 12, 2022

It could be worse, the universe could just be the result of cosmic flatulence.

Don’t laugh. There are people out there that would actually believe that.

Excellent! Ask Socrates!

Excellent!

Ex-hale-nt dude. Panama Red.

seems a little disjointed to me

The universe is laughing behind your back.

I’d say they’re in Bill and Ted’s Bogus Matrix

all we are is dust in the wind, dude…

Not to be confused with the Big Dong theory of how the universe…um…came into being.

A variation of the Great Green Arkleseizure, deity worshiped by the Jatravartids of planet Viltvodle VI.

As messed up as things are on Earth, it would make sense.

I’d want a hit.

Wake up to find out that you are the eyes of the world.

It appears that speaker-dude has had a years-long case of tbe munchies.

Whatever he’s smoking I would like some.

“Everybody must get stoned”…

Vishnu lies in a dream like state on the serpent Adisesha Ananta who is Time, without beginning or end. Ananta floats for all eternity on the waters of the Ksheer Sagar ( the ocean of Cosmic Consciousness).

When Brahma begins the process of Creation, it is Vishnu who expands into everything and becomes part of everything. Now he is Brahman, the Cosmic Consciousness.

As if he is seeing a dream, Vishnu watches Brahma create the Universe. By the act of watching his dream, Vishnu sustains the Universe. When Vishnu wakes from his dream one cycle of Creation ends.

While Vishnu breathes out in his sleep, the universe expands.

Don’t listen to him; he’s just blowing smoke…

Where’s Sheldon Cooper when you need him?

I’d wonder what cosmos the giant being is part of if he’s not part of ours. And where did that cosmos come from?

No doubt a report from the even newer sequel, Bill and Ted’s Exhale-ent Adventure.

Babe, you heard it wrong. Besides, the Being only gave the order that His butler turn on a light.

Howard Wolowitz has left the building.

Bogus!

He’s being a bit blunt.

From a giant being what? Besides a giant, that is.

Keanu Reeves recently stated, contrary to a very popular misconception, Bill & Ted had absolutely nothing to do with drugs — at all.