Clay Jones for January 08, 2022

If there ever is a library for T(reasonous)rump it should be filled with those names.

None of my buddies and I have ever used that one. But I have to admit, it’s accurate and has to hurt when he hears it.

I so needed you to print this list monthly starting back in 2017

One I haven’t used recently is “Marmalade Moron.”

I don’t see the words “walking ad for birth control.” anywhere.

He’s not just a former president, he’s a defeated former president. Joe Bidden

Hey I don’t see Treason Wheel up there but angry orange cheeto Trump has a good ring to it.

^ ^ ^ DNF.

If that list appears excessive, you should see the list of names Melania has . . . /S

My favourite one was racist oompa loompa

Don’t cry for Donald Trump’s bruised feelings. He, of course, has a heartless school-boy talent for concocting snotty nicknames of other people. Here’s a long mostly-verified list of them:

https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/List_of_nicknames_used_by_Donald_Trump

The Orange Turd can dish it out, but certainly can’t take it.

You forgot Tangerine Tornado.

There wouldn’t have been room to include so many other choice names for the orange blob, such as: Twittler, Tangerine Traitor, Bone Spurs, and here are just a few from Stephen Colbert: Voldemoron, Mar-a-Lardo, Old Wack Donald, SCROTUS, Scooby Coup, Scrooge McSchmuck.

More on Colbert’s #HeWhoShallBeNamed:

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=CudW24OUi10

“Let’s Go Brandon”

The Velveeta Voldemort.

I know Rump-ILL-stale-skin knows he lost but it’s gotten so out of control, he’s just running with it, he figures what the hell, it’s worth a try…..

The incompetence of it all….mind boggling!

In April 2021, Steven Colbert invited viewers to send in alternative names for Trump. He received over 500 and since then has used those instead of Trump’s name.

Forgot this: https://twitter.com/colbertlateshow/status/1385077694983901184?lang=en

That’s not a nickname it’s the Truth, myself I prefer "Trumpie the Clown " ! Or Trumpie the Orange Clown !

MAGAt Mullah. Haven’t seen Herr Gropenfuhrer in a while….

Other names Americans give to disgraced twice impeached former president Trump.

Graydon Carter: “Short-fingered vulgarian”

Jon Stewart: “Decomposing jack-o-lantern”

Trevor Noah: “The face of a butternut squash who wished on a shooting star and became a real boy”

Samantha Bee: “Sentient caps-lock button”

Bill Maher: “The white Kanye”

Anna Merlan, Jezebel: “A carnivorous plant watered with irradiated bat urine”

Jon Lovett, Pod Save America: “Fascist hamburglar”

Hamilton Nolan, Gawker: “Cranial bee sting victim”

Drew Magary, Deadspin: “Gnome-handed buffoon”

Dave Chapelle: “A bad DJ at a good party”

Louis C.K.: "Just a gross, crook, dirty, rotten, lying sack

Stephen Colbert: “Angry Creamsicle”

“Failed yam casserole”

“Human thumb war”

“Problematic Game of Thrones feast extra”

“Unsold Stouffer’s meal”

“Whispy-headed noise machine”

“Insufficiently padded catcher’s mitt”

“Donnie Tenderloin”

“His Bloatedness”

“Tie-wearing Slurry Pond”

“Napoleon Fingers”

“The Peep-Show President”

“Limited-edition Fox News wind-up doll”

“The human ‘come give daddy a kiss’”

“Dirty haystack”

“Personified sneeze”

“A rusty trumpet minus every part but the hole part”

“Neglected nectarine orchard as viewed from an orbiting satellite”

defeated current blowhard

Short fingered ferret wearing Cheeto faced [REDACTED] gibbon. You want insults to this guy? Go to Scotland.

Combine what Stormy Daniels calls him, with what he IS, and you get “Tiny Traitor.” But as for me, I like “Hellsinki Hasshole”—which may be simply pride in coining it in the first place.

My two favorites are “The Dotard” (Thanks for that one, Kim Jong Un!) and “Buzz Windrip.” Unfortunately, too many USAians haven’t read “It Can’t Happen Here” (Sinclair Lewis, 1935), so I sometimes need to explain about Windrip.

The Bulbous Buttwhistle

That one just… sings!

A lot like the insurrectionists under trial and facing serious jail time, quite a few of his former staff, those under indictment, etc etc.

Now here’s a Clay toon I can agree with. His list is longer than mine.

FDT!

The Fat Orange Clown aka The FOCer of Democracy.

FDT!

New polling proves Trump’s fans are as delusional as they are unoriginal

The “big lie” is just the latest version of the myths that reactionaries have always told themselves.

Recent polling shows it’s a story that still sticks with a supermajority of Republicans. The University of Massachusetts Amherst found that 71 percent of GOP respondents believe Biden’s win was at least “probably” illegitimate. An ABC News/Ipsos poll found the exact same result: 71 percent of Republicans “sided with Trump’s false claims that he was the rightful winner.”

What to make of this seemingly desperate rejection of reality? The fact is that Trump is not nearly as original or creative as he portrays himself to be. In this case, he’s merely slapped his name and branding onto a concept that predates him. The “big lie” is just the latest version of the myths that reactionaries have always told themselves.

“He doesn’t have a birth certificate. He may have one, but there is something on that birth certificate — maybe religion, maybe it says he’s a Muslim. I don’t know,” Trump told Fox News, his partner in promoting the racist and entirely debunked conspiracy theory.

Russia did interfere in the 2016 election, by both distributing hacked emails and running a targeted social media campaign that benefited Trump. Trump’s campaign chairman did share campaign strategy and polling data with a Russian intelligence officer as the influence campaign was ongoing.

In the end, Trump’s lies about the 2020 election, and the lies that came before, stick because they provide a convenient excuse to a group of people who already feel aggrieved. It’s that audience participation, the willingness to suspend disbelief in the interest of being coddled with nationalist or white supremacist or Trumpian fairy tales, that proves so dangerous.

https://www.msn.com/en-us/news/politics/new-polling-proves-trump-s-fans-are-as-delusional-as-they-are-unoriginal/ar-AASyU96?ocid=msedgntp

He who tells a lie is not sensible of how great a task he undertakes; for he must be forced to invent twenty more to maintain that one. Alexander Pope

My own favorite is one used by Stephen Colbert on CBS’s The Late Show: The Turd Reich.

I don’t see “short-fingered vulgarian” on the list. That one goes back to the 1980’s and Spy Magazine.

Posted this link is response to Trumper relative’s FB page meme that ridiculed the connection between Pearl Harbor, 9/11 and the Jan. 6th insurrection. She then picked out her “favorites” from this link and posted them, ignoring pictures like the noose and violence. Of course one of her “favorites” was the jerk stealing the podium.

https://www.mediaite.com/trump/most-shocking-photos-of-chaos-and-violence-as-pro-trump-rioters-ransacked-u-s-capitol/

I wonder if there is anybody else who has so many nicknames?

It’s amazing that Trump has more insulting nicknames than ALL the past presidents put together. That’s because he’s the biggest INSULT ever. Just like karma. “What goes around, comes around!”

They may be amusing the first or second time, but folks who pick one of these and use it every time they mention him get old fast. On the other hand, I find it distasteful to see his name any more than I have to, so I usually just say DFT.

Donald the Hutt or Donald Dumpster

defendant

bonespurs ain’t gonna like it.

Trumpelthinskin.

I don’t see my favorite up there, only a variant.