Doonesbury by Garry Trudeau for January 15, 2022

Do you think she asked about or tried to see Alex?

LOL! Asking Zeke if someone (else) is dumb as a post? If we didn’t already know that JJ was dumb, she just proved it.

Zeke actually said that to JJ? Well, it’s obvious she didn’t hook up with him for his intellect. Wouldn’t be any dumber if you cut his head off.

Zeke, that is not a very nice thing to say to JJ. Why doesn’t she bop him?

Kim is actually brilliant. So Zeke wouldn’t be interested in her.

She was never meant to be a mother. Sadly, many kids have learned that too!! No one to love, and no one to get love from.

Keep this one handy, Garry:

https://www.gocomics.com/doonesbury/1973/5/29

Not only her ego, but her “new career” will bomb.

Serves her right!!

Kipling, quoting someone that I can’t identify, said that we “compound for the sins we’ve a mind to by damning the ones that we’ve not.”

And, changing the subject totally, isn’t it great to see these two caricatures behaving so callously and selfishly? What toxic cretins!! I’ve never behaved badly in my life, have you?

“Dumb as a post”? So JJ assumes all of Mike’s girlfriends are such. What does that make JJ?

Go ahead Zeke, dig that hole a little deeper….

Confirmation as to why Alex calls him Uncle Stupidhead.

Absolutely. I totally agree with you. No question about it. I’m tired and I want to sleep in bed not on the couch or in a tent out back.

She lost Zeke at “figure”! :D

Why did they get divorced?

Zeke, you’re not helping yourself.

The only thing more attractive to me than an intelligent woman is a good-looking intelligent woman. (Yeah, I’m the one.)

You wish JJ. You wish.

Uncle Stupidhead never disappoints.

This strip is Mike’s most triumphant moment ever, isn’t it?

Wow, looking at this strip so many years later it is a classic male fantasy fulfillment. Imagine if Mike had met someone his own age, of about equivalent looks?

Zeke, with those words you might have sealed your departure date.

Dead man driving.

Speaking of being Dumb as a Post, is she or Zeke the dumber?

That’s Zeke Open mouth insert foot. Why do women pick such losers ?

Nailed it yesterday.