FoxTrot by Bill Amend for January 16, 2022

Thank God Peter isn’t a real person cause I work at a pizza place and would jump ship if I saw him walk in

aside from the olives, that sounds like my kind of pizza

I loathe onions, and I don’t care for any of the other choices except sausage and pepperoni.

Meh. No roasted garlic?

What? Only six slices?

Your supreme also costs six times as much as hers.

Stacked pizza. Definitely an idea worth trying.

Rhat’s right, Raggy! Rooby-dooby-doo!

A Dagwood Pizza?

Today’s classic Sunday strip we’re missing:

https://www.gocomics.com/foxtrot/2001/01/14

I’ll have a Kevin McCallister … plain cheese …

It’s supremer than hers

Anything but anchovies.

I once ordered an anchovy pizza, then after the kid went out back I overheard him make a wisecrack comment about me ordering anchovies. When he came back to the counter I let him know I heard it and wasn’t happy. Kids these days. (Actually it was many years ago).

I was with him all the way until the last request – green peppers…might as well completely ruin it and order one with pineapple and one with ham.

Black olives is so American. Green olives are the only ones to use.

Your pizza has six times the amount of crust.

No Anchovies Please: https://youtu.be/63yyMxlBhZs

What, no pineapple?

What, no anchovies?

I honestly can’t think of a common pizza topping I don’t like. And, I live in a house that has people that will only eat pizza with cheese and sauce, pepperoni if they feel adventuresome.

Peter Fox, Food Innovator

I have done that. At office lunches I’ll stack a slice of meaty pizza with a slice of veggie pizza.

Whatever happened to “please”?

Momma’s not going to be happy with all that processed meat.

Please, no green bell pepper – it’s vile. Red, yellow, orange – fine. Green tastes too “green”. Now, if you want to substitute jalepeno, Anaheim or poblano, fine. And of those, the first two are also better when not green.

Why not put all those topping on a whole large pizza and then eat 6 slices at once?

No Anchovies? How barbaric!!!

Mine: Foxtrot, dipped in Foxtrot, with a side of Foxtrot

I’m more of an alfredo-chicken-and-spinach-pizza kind of person

With the normal price for a slice of pizza, that would be $30 snack.

I have had all the pizza I can bare! How about something else?

Pizza=good