Last Kiss by John Lustig for December 10, 2021

As you wish baby.

Earth girls are easy

“A kiss may not be the truth, but it is what we wish were true.” (Steve Martin)

Try the lips, better results.

If he does it right she won’t be able to walk.

and even if you don’t do it right, i’ll let it slide just this once…

When you kiss, kiss. Don’t talks.

It’s always Merry Kissmas under the mistletoes.

No tongues….

Don’t be a Brad. https://youtu.be/Ynsr1bQtYts

…and all over.

Somebody please update me. If this were the Hallmark Channel, would they be about ready to fade to black about now?

She’s a wanton woman for sure…

SNIFFF! I’m getting hints of garlic, onion, oregano and…oh yes – tobacco!

Oh come on kids. A kiss is just a kiss.

not if you do it right . . . . down here.

Not if you do it right now just as a starter to more fun………

He better make up for his poor performance in the sack yesterday.

Wow. Kissing somebody romantically is like winning the lottery.

Up or lower lips

Stealing a kiss is Petty Larceny… but sometimes it’s Grand!

There’s an old song, “I wonder who’s kissing her now”. I never figured out what a “now” was…

Technique and timing – it applies to all kinds of things!

Kiss me (kiss me), I love the way that you kiss me (kiss me, ooo). There’s only one thing wrong with the way you kiss me (kiss me, yeah). Now your kisses are sweeter than sugar & plenty strong enough. But the bad part is you don’t do it slow enough, oh.

Do it again just a little bit slower. Do it again just a little bit slower. I just can’t stand it when it’s over. Do it again just a little bit slower.

Sung by John and Robin

She is looking for Mister Right … Amount.

ka-smack

“Not if you do it right…. there”