All fruitcakes can be regifted to my “Home for the Unappreciated Baked Good.” Each item we receive will be lovingly and thoughtfully savored. Probably with coffee.
(At work, they left the note telling all that everything in the freezer and refrigerator will be thrown out at the end of work before Winter Break (sometimes referred to Christmas Break but includes New Year’s…). I said, “You mean I can have whatever is still in there then?” followed by discussions of assorted food poisonings. There are some lovely molds growing there!!)
Ratkin over 2 years ago
You’re regifted.
lopaka over 2 years ago
Moldy.
Imagine over 2 years ago
Hard as a rock. All the time. Even for the young Meg Nog that is too much.
PoodleGroomer over 2 years ago
Soak him in rum. He’ll be quite the new man.
Doug K over 2 years ago
Some people are like that. They are well-seasoned.
Some people are (like) fruitcakes.
oakie817 over 2 years ago
i love fruitcake, but it is best served warmed up a little
bwoodruf Premium Member over 2 years ago
All fruitcakes can be regifted to my “Home for the Unappreciated Baked Good.” Each item we receive will be lovingly and thoughtfully savored. Probably with coffee.
orville rodentbaker over 2 years ago
Makes one wonder how old the oldest fruitcake is.
trainnut1956 over 2 years ago
The scientists who tried to create cold fusion got it wrong. The secret is to stack up old fruitcakes until they reach critical mass.
freewaydog over 2 years ago
(sigh!) NOBODY wants Fruitcake at Xmas!
Lee26 Premium Member over 2 years ago
If everybody hates fruit cakes why are they even sold? Are they joke gifts?
kartis over 2 years ago
I keep saying that to myself too. Sigh.
blakerl over 2 years ago
Fruitcake the gift that is forever. Not like most stuff today, Fruitcake will last forever. From B.C. to the Space age of Brewster Rockit and beyond.
Rev Phnk Ey over 2 years ago
Meg was also frigid.
awcoffman over 2 years ago
Not seasoned – - – seasonal.
mistercatworks over 2 years ago
Old fruitcakes never die. You just pour another half- cup of brandy on top before passing it on.
preacherman over 2 years ago
When I do make a fruitcake, and that isn’t often, it only lasts a few weeks. It’s an icebox fruitcake, heavy on candied fruit and pecans.
geese28 over 2 years ago
So freddys a sugar daddy?
mokspr Premium Member over 2 years ago
No Brewster, he is a door stop.
Buckeye67 over 2 years ago
Poor Meg Nog, her first Christmas was her last Christmas. It was a relationship that was never meant to last.
cuzinron47 over 2 years ago
Seasoned with rum.
Not the Smartest Man On the Planet -- Maybe Close Premium Member over 2 years ago
Usually I find fruitcake jokes…er…stale. But I laughed out loud at this one. A welcome variation.
schaefer jim over 2 years ago
Many times
Frer Squirrel over 2 years ago
To enjoy a fruitcake, eat just a pinch with a mint tea, and contemplate the season.
David Huie Green LosersBlameOthers&It'sYOURfault over 2 years ago
Come to me. I like fruitcake.
(At work, they left the note telling all that everything in the freezer and refrigerator will be thrown out at the end of work before Winter Break (sometimes referred to Christmas Break but includes New Year’s…). I said, “You mean I can have whatever is still in there then?” followed by discussions of assorted food poisonings. There are some lovely molds growing there!!)
Bilan over 2 years ago
Apparently, he’s having a mid-life crisis and goes for a hot young girl. What a fruitcake.
But she realized that those years made him hard-crusted and left him.