Frog Applause by Teresa Burritt for November 23, 2021

Way ahead of ya.

It’s really FUBAR. Personally I’d rather KISS.

…Akron gyms?…

…never been to one…

… because I don’t ’ have ’ to numb myself…

…I want to numb myself…

…one 25 Oz. Natty Daddy at bedtime and I sleep like a log…

…if I actually felt something at night…

…it would be my knees aching…

…and the exuberance & excitement of reading tomorrow’s…

…or tomorrow’s tomorrow’s…

…Frog Applause…

…I mean, how can anyone sleep knowing that it’s coming…

…it’s like those people counting down to Christmas in July…

…gosh & golly…

…I can be such an a ngle, s ide, s ide when I want to be…

I lost my spiral eye chart.

KIA: Keep It Away

FORD: Found On Russian Dump

BMW: Big Money Waster

DODGE: Drips Oil, Drops Grease Everywhere

HONDA: Had One Never Did Again

JAGUAR: Junk Always Going Under At Repair Shop

FIAT: Fix It Again Tony!

EDSEL: Every Day Something Else Leaks

AUDI: Another Useless Deutsche Invention

JEEP: Just Empty Every Pocket

BUICK: Big Ugly Indestructable Compact Killer

GMC: Generally Mediocre Car

PLYMOUTH – Please Let Your Mother Out from Under The Hood

SUBARU: Screwed Up Beyond All Repair Usually

On Mom’s Grave … Wait Til Friday!

There’s once was a lady called Meg

Her acronyms, she wanted to shed

So she poured out her whisky

But then became tipsy,

and fell on her arse,

In the shed

- To “honor” your culinary, ah, discernment yesterday I reposted that whatever-it-was over at Cleo & Co. this morning.

https://cleoandcompany.net/november-23-2021/

You, Robert Vaughn, and David McCallum. Oh! And lest we forget, Leo G. Carroll.

BOHICA

HATE acronyms … Ban Acronyms Now …!

Necronyms come to all. COD, RIP.

Acronym in acronym makes me think APLA. The first “A” is AIDS.

IBM employees were the source of the acronym TLA, three letter acronym. IBM is, of course, an acronym. Acronyms were a big part of the corporate culture.

Acronyms have got out of hand. AHGOH!

And this doesn’t even begin to scratch the surface of FA acronym abuse! The lamesters are hard at it!

News..

…FAX …

…there…

…I said it…