I always thought he was well paid for his efforts, and what he makes in one night carries him through the rest of the year. Now I finally know the truth about the old guy.
Baseless slander. Santa works his tail off 365 days a year. He’s managing a vast number of toy-making elves, keeping up the Naughty List, even feeding the reindeer.
Superfrog over 2 years ago
It’s the gig economy.
Imagine over 2 years ago
Well, he does need to keep his figure.
in-dubio-pro-rainbow over 2 years ago
Heyyy! Where can I apply for this job?
Walrus Gumbo Premium Member over 2 years ago
HO-HO-HO!
cdward over 2 years ago
What government gives it to him?
Jeff0811 over 2 years ago
I always thought he was well paid for his efforts, and what he makes in one night carries him through the rest of the year. Now I finally know the truth about the old guy.
Zebrastripes over 2 years ago
During this pandemic, this may be true……
Kabana_Bhoy over 2 years ago
That would explain a lot…
yankfan25 over 2 years ago
I know this is supposed to be a joke, but can’t collect unemployment unless you’ve worked a regular job for a minimum number of weeks to qualify.
P51Strega over 2 years ago
Santa DELIVERS one night a year. He has a toyshop to run the rest of the year.
jango over 2 years ago
Santa Shlub
Ed The Red Premium Member over 2 years ago
Baseless slander. Santa works his tail off 365 days a year. He’s managing a vast number of toy-making elves, keeping up the Naughty List, even feeding the reindeer.
PoodleGroomer over 2 years ago
Don’t you hate it when the white underwear gets mixed in with the red suits in the laundry?
RabbitDad over 2 years ago
Santa has such a big sack because he only comes once a year.
RWill over 2 years ago
How to Stay Jolly 101
azardoz over 2 years ago
He should give himself an 85" 4K Ultra-X smart TV.
hooglah over 2 years ago
Just like all the illegal migrants that the citizens of the US are paying through the nose for.
zaredsdad over 2 years ago
Some of you folks, not saying which ones, are getting lumps of coal for Christmas!