Non Sequitur by Wiley Miller for December 19, 2021

That punch line is uber something

I hope the last comic of this is all Eddie’s stories turning out to be true

Only in a multi-verse would that be possible.

So much set up for so little payoff.

Makes me wonder, how did just about all stand-up end up in the belly of the beast(s)?!?

One time we were scuba diving and went through a tunnel in a coral reef. When I got out of the tunnel, I looked back to see if anybody else was behind me. There was a four-foot long grouper following me.

Crab Cab is an upcoming competitor.

After a short stint on social media Eddie’s stories sound realistic.

Here’s PASTIS!

Okay, if Santa did not come up with that punch line for this joke someone has to take the blame. Happy holidays!

since no one believes you, I’m sure he’s secret is fine.

Next week we should learn how they made it out in time for Santa to complete his rounds. That should be a whale of a tale. Happy holidays!

According to Merriam Webster dictionary, the name of Eddie’s boat means “consciousness that is pure passive receptiveness without understanding or intellectual organization of the materials presented.”

I wonder where that accent’s supposed to be from?

And Eddie STILL make more sense then 99.9% of ANYTHING on FAUX Noise.

Those animals can see, so they are eye deer(s).

Could be Gary the Lyft Grouper…

Anyone know the joke to Santa’s punchline? I couldn’t find anything on Google.

Where is Eddie from with his adorable accent?

My lips are sealed.

Not sure which line is my favorite… “again…” in panel 1, or “Gary the Uber Grouper?” In the last panel. Either way… made me laugh! Thanks, Wiley.

Didn’t do Gregory Peck or Spencer Tracy much good in a couple of movies though.

“300 elves walk into a bar … a low bar.”

Had to have a second read of the strip before I got the joke. Pretty good!

Thanks, Wiley!

Did you notice the name of the boat? Anoesis. A medical definition of that calls it “consciousness that is pure passive receptiveness without understanding or intellectual organization of the materials presented.” There’s a message within a message here. https://www.merriam-webster.com/medical/anoesis

So, correct me if I’m wrong. Gary sucked down Eddie so Santa would have someone on which to try out new material before putting it into his stand up act.