An important fact about spaceflight: The Soviet Sputnik missions of 1957 (including the dog Laika) were the first spacecraft to enter orbit. There were hundreds of sub-orbital unmanned spaceflights before then.
By convention, “outer space” begins at 100 km (62 mi) above the Earth. The first rocket to reach this height was a German V-2 on 20 June 1944, which is considered the first spaceflight. The first with animals (the fruit flies) was a captured V-2 launched from White Sands NM on 20 February 1947, reaching 108 km altitude. There were other animal spaceflights before 1957, to test the effects of radiation, weightlessness, etc.
My Great-uncle was a geneticist at Oak Ridge National Labs and the University of North Carolina at Chapel Hill (Go ‘Heels!). Usual Christmas gifts were “thinkers” like a Chess or Go set. The absolute best gift from him was a large capped test tube chock full of his test subjects – fruit flies. Did you know that it’s damn near impossible to get just one fruit fly out of a test tube full of them?
For some reason, just gift certificates from then on.
can you imagine how well lit the graveyards would be IF – and we could absolutely light up the darker parts of the big cities – come on Elon let’s get cracking!!!! by the way, don’t ask about your uncovered toothbrush in the bathroom. myth busters did a great show on that.
It’s nice to know that as we perish as a species from climate change, our dead bodies will be able to produce green electricity for the few remaining survivors.
Back when I worked in an office, there were times I would want to fill my mug and go to the restroom in one run. I opted to leave my mug in the kitchen, because it would look wrong to take the mug into the restroom. This sometimes meant forgetting my mug until long after I returned to my desk, but I feel better now about not doing the implied alternative.
Templo S.U.D. over 2 years ago
Were the second animals (as in insects) in space the Russians’ dog Laika’s fleas?
dlasher over 2 years ago
An important fact about spaceflight: The Soviet Sputnik missions of 1957 (including the dog Laika) were the first spacecraft to enter orbit. There were hundreds of sub-orbital unmanned spaceflights before then.
By convention, “outer space” begins at 100 km (62 mi) above the Earth. The first rocket to reach this height was a German V-2 on 20 June 1944, which is considered the first spaceflight. The first with animals (the fruit flies) was a captured V-2 launched from White Sands NM on 20 February 1947, reaching 108 km altitude. There were other animal spaceflights before 1957, to test the effects of radiation, weightlessness, etc.
The Pro from Dover over 2 years ago
It’s a fecal matter baby.
A fecal matter from now on.
Durak Premium Member over 2 years ago
Sarl Cagan. Cute.
;)
theincrediblebulk over 2 years ago
See I told you the coffee in this office tasted like sh*t!
Technicholls over 2 years ago
I rarely post an open comment here but I find today’s RBION a bit disgusting. :-{
Huckleberry Hiroshima over 2 years ago
And the harnesses last a lifetime.
Take care, may overworked grave digger Igor “It’s a Dirty Job But Somebody’s Got To Do It” Hunchord be with you, and gesundheit.
Teto85 Premium Member over 2 years ago
Workplace mugs? Try toothbrushes at home. We all live in a cloud of poo according to Mythbusters.
Nala the Great over 2 years ago
I can’t believe it! No comic I read today mentioned that today is Veterans Day (or Armistice Day)! Don’t we honor the Vets anymore!
John Wiley Premium Member over 2 years ago
My Great-uncle was a geneticist at Oak Ridge National Labs and the University of North Carolina at Chapel Hill (Go ‘Heels!). Usual Christmas gifts were “thinkers” like a Chess or Go set. The absolute best gift from him was a large capped test tube chock full of his test subjects – fruit flies. Did you know that it’s damn near impossible to get just one fruit fly out of a test tube full of them?
For some reason, just gift certificates from then on.
betseytacy over 2 years ago
Someone tell me how does a lamp rot???
Lafsalot Premium Member over 2 years ago
Ooo! Soylent Green coming soon!
e.groves over 2 years ago
People go to school and get degrees and then examine coffee mugs for poop. Why?
rbullfogg over 2 years ago
One thing to say!Government: Soylent Green!
Saddenedby Premium Member over 2 years ago
can you imagine how well lit the graveyards would be IF – and we could absolutely light up the darker parts of the big cities – come on Elon let’s get cracking!!!! by the way, don’t ask about your uncovered toothbrush in the bathroom. myth busters did a great show on that.
markhughw over 2 years ago
It’s nice to know that as we perish as a species from climate change, our dead bodies will be able to produce green electricity for the few remaining survivors.
Comicfan (I can't think of a better name) over 2 years ago
The first image is really scary honest
mindjob over 2 years ago
Who needs oil pipelines when you have dead bodies? Energy crisis solved!
comixbomix over 2 years ago
Wasn’t that more or less the plot of The Matrix?
poppacapsmokeblower over 2 years ago
Converting corpses into electricity, shocking!
poppacapsmokeblower over 2 years ago
Does the presence of fecal matter imply the drinker is/was an a$$hole, or just using the wrong orifice?
mpolo11 Premium Member over 2 years ago
Or you could just burn the bodies.
moondog42 Premium Member over 2 years ago
How does anyone expect that bacteria to make it into your fecal material, if you don’t ingest it first?
Buckeye67 over 2 years ago
So 20% of office worker don’t wash their hands after wiping their backside. Do we really need to know this?
Caldonia over 2 years ago
Have you never heard of the Matrix? We’re all just batteries for the machine, man. I know, because I took the red pill, man.
Stephen Gilberg over 2 years ago
Back when I worked in an office, there were times I would want to fill my mug and go to the restroom in one run. I opted to leave my mug in the kitchen, because it would look wrong to take the mug into the restroom. This sometimes meant forgetting my mug until long after I returned to my desk, but I feel better now about not doing the implied alternative.
corpcasselbury over 2 years ago
Just what we need; Soylent Green electricity!
namelocdet over 2 years ago
Here is the video that the last panel is referring to. By the great Carl Sagan. https://youtu.be/wupToqz1e2g
rbstefka over 2 years ago
According to Google, the first animal in space was the dog Laika aboard the Soviet spacecraft Sputnik 2 on November 3 1957.
pbr50138 over 2 years ago
Nothing like a nice, hot cup of fecal to start the day.
WDD over 2 years ago
“Sarl Cagan”??? Looks as though author John Graziano has been reading JasonF*rtSmeller.