Off the Mark by Mark Parisi for November 05, 2021

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    Vilyehm  over 2 years ago

    “Attack of the off kilter tomatoes…”

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    angelolady Premium Member over 2 years ago

    LOL at all the eyes!

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    TStyle78  over 2 years ago

    Is that a mass murder site or a murder-suicide site?

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    jasonsnakelover  over 2 years ago

    I guess it grew some.

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    Gent  over 2 years ago

    They look fresh. No fun in throwing em fresh.

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    Imagine  over 2 years ago

    Reminds me of some punk rock concerts in the 80’s.

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    backyardcowboy  over 2 years ago

    But it got a Great score on Rotten Tomatoes.

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    P51Strega  over 2 years ago

    He’s an awesome comic, he’s slaying them!

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    superkrispy  over 2 years ago

    “Oh the tomanity!”

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    Purple People Eater  over 2 years ago

    You know you’re bad when the audience starts throwing their friends at you.

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    mholding  over 2 years ago

    hahahahahahaha

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    joegeethree  over 2 years ago

    One would think that they would use rotten cherry tomatoes.

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    Carol from CT  over 2 years ago

    Rotten tomatoes! Can’t you take a joke???

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    Doug K  over 2 years ago

    The cast: They were really throwing themselves into the performance.

    The audience: They’re throwing each other (to get) into the act.

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    ktsndog  over 2 years ago

    ratings from Rotten Tomatoes

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    cactusbob333  over 2 years ago

    They were arguing whether it is ketchup or catsup.

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    backyardcowboy  over 2 years ago

    Are there 57 tomatoes in the Audience? Then it’s the Heinz auditorium.

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    uniquename  over 2 years ago

    It’s either a bad performance or Jim “Tomato” Jones.

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    Zebrastripes  over 2 years ago

    Gasp! And he could have had a V-8!

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    Zen-of-Zinfandel  over 2 years ago

    Songs by Johnny Rotten Tomatoes.

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    sobrown51  over 2 years ago

    How did “Rotten Tomatoes” rate the performance?

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    DudeHoldMyBearandWatchThis  over 2 years ago

    https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Attack_of_the_Killer_Tomatoes

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    Stephen Gilberg  over 2 years ago

    Imagine if they threw humans at him.

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    mistercatworks  over 2 years ago

    Catsup Night

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    spaced man spliff  over 2 years ago

    Great marinara sauce !!

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    NoLongerWandering  over 2 years ago

    Actually the performance was so good, the audience threw themselves at the performer!

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    the humorist formerly known as Hotshot1984 Premium Member over 2 years ago

    They had to “catsup” with the jokes

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