Reality Check by Dave Whamond for November 24, 2021

Nah, he’s tame, if he were game you would need a shotgun in order to have him for dinner.

It may get a little hot and saucy.

Dave Whamond: I may have to call the pun police on you.

Gobble, gobble.

You’ll be the guest of honor. Everyone’s going to love you!

Hunter comes across naked maiden in the woods. Say the hunter, Um, erm, ahem, I’m looking for game. Say the maiden, I’m game. So he shot her.

“You can be like the centerpiece – the main attraction. Everyone there will love you.”

I shot a wild turkey once, but the bottle broke into a million pieces.

No, domesticated.

What fowl plan is he hatching?

The problem is I’m always game….

I think it was “Joy of Cooking” where I read about the woman who made an entrance bringing the Thanksgiving turkey to the table when the turkey slipped off the platter and hit the floor. The woman quickly put the turkey back on the platter and announced she’d be right back with the other turkey.

Turkey: “No, I’m Tom” …!

Tom thinks you’re talking about PlayStation.

And make sure you’re properly dressed.