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1. 5 days ago on Skin Horse

   Tip is a man. HE is a psychologist. He’s also a transvestite.

2. 5 days ago on Savage Chickens

   You’re not supposed to spend your strategic preserves.

3. 5 days ago on Flo and Friends

   Turn off the TV and read to them yourself.

4. 5 days ago on Barney & Clyde

   “We do not normally allow women visitors into the Clowns’ Guild building, but in these special circumstances we are waiving this rule. It is simply that, whatever the Jokes For Women group says, women are just not funny.’

   ‘It is a terrible affliction,’ Adora Belle agreed.

   ‘An interesting dichotomy, in fact, since neither are clowns.’

5. 6 days ago on Basic Instructions

   Fanfic often beats the original.

6. 10 days ago on Dark Side of the Horse

   For it is in London that our scene is set.

7. 14 days ago on Skin Horse

   Now ask yourself what a toy pig was doing there in the first place.

8. 17 days ago on Flo and Friends

   And how many hours did you have to work to earn that single dollar? Longer than it would take you today to earn $14?

9. 18 days ago on Skin Horse

   Yes, she gets hangovers, but she’s had plenty of practice working through them.

10. 18 days ago on Reality Check

    Have you seen the videos about how the things start rusting as soon as they leave the lot? And are vulnerable to sunlight and soap? (Kind of like the Wicked Witch of the West!) And the trunk lid is sharp enough and heavy enough to chop vegetables, and the door edge can peel carrots . . .