Monty by Jim Meddick for October 12, 2021

The candle’s about to set fire to the dreamcatcher.

Set the Blonde up with Moondog, that should get rid of her.

Gaia looks nuts.

“There are pyramids in my head …. There’s one underneath my bed …. and my lady’s getting cranky.

Every possible location …. has a simple explanation … and it isn’t hanky-panky.

I’ve consulted all the sages … I could find in yellow pages … But there aren’t many of them.

And the Mayan panoramas … on my pyramid pajamas … haven’t helped my little problem."

Excerpts from “Pyramania” by The Alan Parsons Project

Sorry, but I would sent that lady packing after the first night……UGH! I mean, I am spritual and all but DAMN! LOL!

And these are just some of her sleep enhancers, not all of them!

Edibles work better.

The candle will light the dream catcher on fire.

It doesn’t work if you don’t believe. That’s how you know it’s scientific!

She has got to be pranking her…

A dream catcher. Spiders love those.

I’ve never heard of antlers as sleep enhancing. That is just extremely weird. They are going to gouge and scratch the headboard when she rolls over.

I don’t get the antlers . . . or does she traditionally wear those to bed?

“Look Natasha, moose and squirrel!”

Noise canceling headphones would help. Start by wearing them when you’re around your roommate.

At least she can’t see Anubis next to her bed- that would keep me awake!

If that doesn’t work, you can try the Wisconsin method of sleep enhancement: 4-5 brandy manhattans.

I am wondering how the antlers help.

Never tell someone “You look tired.” You may as well tell them they look like crap! :)

Blondie’s gimmicks are a distraction, all right. They will keep Dehlia awake for sure!

yea, wearing antlers always helps me sleep too.