The Born Loser by Art and Chip Sansom for October 08, 2021

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    angelolady Premium Member over 2 years ago

    Brutus—you even punish yourself!

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    oldpine52  over 2 years ago

    You would have to see everything with Shore, Depp, and Carrey before making that determination.

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    Renatus Profuturus Frigeridus Premium Member over 2 years ago

    The worst movie I have ever seen is ‘Frances’. Maybe because I’m not so smart: my girlfriend liked it

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    GROG Premium Member over 2 years ago

    Time not well wasted. You’ll never get those hours back.

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    LookingGlass Premium Member over 2 years ago

    Objectivity/negativity is in the eye of the beholder!!

    ;-)

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    drogers30  over 2 years ago

    I watched Joker the other night kept watching hoping it would get better,never did won’t watch it again.

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    Wilde Bill  over 2 years ago

    The real reason: He lost the remote and doesn’t want to walk over to the TV and turn it off.

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    Baarorso  over 2 years ago

    If you already know it’s bad, then why are you watching it? :/

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    nosirrom  over 2 years ago

    When I read “The Shipping News” I thought it was the worst book I had ever read. I read it to the end just to make sure I was right. And I was right. It saved me the price of admission when the movie came out.

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    Meg: All Seriousness Aside  over 2 years ago

    That’s fair.

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    WLG12037  over 2 years ago

    Brutus must be watching HEAVEN’S GATE.

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    Chris  over 2 years ago

    gotta know what happens at thee end till you throw it away to never to see it ever again. :D

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    e.groves  over 2 years ago

    There’s a “Seinfeld” episode where Elaine is watching “The Notebook”, I think. She is so funny.

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    lightenup Premium Member over 2 years ago

    That makes sense. You never know if all of a sudden a good plot twist will break out. Or maybe a nap.

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    Totalloser Premium Member over 2 years ago

    That’s what fast forward is for, you can stop it when something looks good watch the first 10 minutes and the last 3 minutes

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    Bring Back "The Good Place"  over 2 years ago

    The worst movie I ever saw was No Country for Old Men. It just seemed like a bunch of unrelated things happening, the bad guy doesn’t get caught, and the ending was more abrupt and meaningless than the ending of The Sopranos.

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    rhpii  over 2 years ago

    Rules are rules.

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    Sir Isaac  over 2 years ago

    When I went to see “Jaws” at the movie house I thought it was going to be a documentary but it reached out and grabbed me by the throat all the way through. However when I watched it recently I could see it was pretty corny.

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    preacherman  over 2 years ago

    I do this sometimes. But, I keep watching and hope that the story will improve. It usually doesn’t. There was a doomsday series that started with a boring premiere episode. I never watched any more.

    I tried my hand at writing once and learned early on that you have to grab the reader’s interest in the first page or you will lose out. I even tried writing an episode for Star Trek Deep Space Nine and worked hard making that first scene a real grabber.

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    Moonkey Premium Member over 2 years ago

    At least he has a plan and a goal.

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    raybarb44  over 2 years ago

    The movie has a half life for me watching it. If it’s not good by then, I dump it into the giant category of waste of my time. Then again, I am not the movie connoisseur of Brutus’s caliber……

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    CorkLock  over 2 years ago

    Brutus is watching television for entertainment:- There’s his problem! Tv is for politics, Bad news (politics), weather, commercials and napping.

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    clayusmcret Premium Member over 2 years ago

    He must be watching Jack Nicholson in About Schmidt. 2 hours and 5 minutes of the single most most wasted time in my life.

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    mistercatworks  over 2 years ago

    You never know if such a movie doesn’t have an absolutely spectacular surprise ending. You probably will never know because you won’t stay awake to see the end. :)

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    paranormal  over 2 years ago

    Sometimes the movie is bad but I have too much time invested to stop watching…

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    zzeek  over 2 years ago

    Maybe Brutus is a Razzie Award committee critic.

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    jmworacle  over 2 years ago

    Someone threaten to shoot Brutus dog if he didn’t watch the movie.

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    cuzinron47  over 2 years ago

    Besides, he could use the nap.

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    Martin Booda  over 2 years ago

    Didn’t Mike and the Bots have to watch a terrible movie completely before getting a refund?

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    Buckeye67  over 2 years ago

    I think Brutus is only being fair by watching the movie till the end before he makes a final judgement.

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    Walter Parmantie Premium Member over 2 years ago

    There’s 2 hours of your life you won’t get back. Time, once spent, can never be refunded.

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    christelisbetty  over 2 years ago

    The worse one I saw at a theater ? The Omen III. I would have walked out on it, but didn’t want to wake up my date.

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    Lightpainter Premium Member over 2 years ago

    I think the movie with the real reputation as the worst movie ever made was " Planet 9 From Outer Space".

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