Mother Gargle has no business criticizing anybody; that face of hers could stop a Timex.
Now, Lucy, there are starving kids in Asia that would LOVE to have those sandwiches…
Beware of Dogs with rat ears and pig noses.
A new low in “nimrod-ism”, even by Jeff’s standards.
Recycle and re-use…
MY Halloween pumpkin is sitting on top of the compost heap. Thanks to the recent thaw it looks weirder than ever.
Garfield gave up lasagné for lent.
Nurse Ratched, move over!
CB = Charlie Brown. The strip in question is yesterday’s Peanuts Begins.
Possibility #3: LAZY!!!