Non Sequitur by Wiley Miller for October 04, 2021

Who the hell put those guys in charge?

“Be a dear and wait over there.”

Doe!

The plus side of not being able to take anything with you.

Also, I do know some hunters that would find this cartoon hilarious.

Hunting isn’t my thing, but I’m fine w/ folks who hunt responsibly and with due honor for the animals who provide them with meat (and pleasure). Not so much if it’s mostly about the pleasure. And absolutely opposed if it’s all about the trophy.

St. Peter and his practical jokes

THIS is the depiction if “Heaven” that totally pisses me off. This has to be the most evil thing imaginable: you die, you find yourself at the entrance thinking that you’re getting in and then, BAM!, you get the rug pulled out from under you sending you to Hell. You can’t get more evil than that.

Oh, deer.

Bang go his chances…

Karma will always get you in the end… /-:

This really fits a bunch of “hunters” I know who think paying to be taken out to a tree stand, being helped into the stand, having deer driven in front of them to shoot at (notice I didn’t say “shot” since some of them can’t even manage to hit one even under those conditions), and if they actually shoot a deer they then call in by cell phone to be helped out of the stand, driven back to “camp” while they have the deer picked up (if not also finished off), gutted, dressed, packaged up, and ready to be sent home with them. Alcohol consumption is encouraged (and occasionally other intoxicants). And yet they still brag about their “hunts.”

Oddly enough they get very prissy when I ask them if they want to go hunt up a burger & fries.

Gotta go off topic today.

Found out Prince Valiant is not going to be available except by online subscription. Have followed it almost since the late 1930’s and will miss it, along with a lotta other folks. My personal assessment is that the strip is one of the best plotted and best drawn of all comics since its inception.

And, until its recent change of artist, I also included Mark Trail, which now seems to have become more a kiddy level comic than a truly informative and interesting take on the environment and the varied species of the planet.

Seems the old saw all good things must come to an end has been proved in no uncertain terms. S-i-i-i-g-h

Heaven allowed weapons beyond the screening point. Apparently TSA did not get contracted.

Where is the “express elevator” to the “basement”?

An “Ah-Ha Moment” when you know you really fudged up.

And there is a “special place” for the guy who bagged Bambi’s mother.

He won’t be able to get out of this one by paying a couple of Bucks…

Apparently they failed to take the gun from his cold, dead hands when they put him in the coffin.

Closer, …, closer.

Do coyote, wolves, lynxes, and mountain lions also face judgment here?

The Buck stops you here

There should be some native Americans in that line

MILWAUKEE BUCKS! World champions!

Deer, deer, deer.

He’ll be okay. The gun is concealed.

So basically, this guy went to hell. Maybe he should have tried bow hunting. I hear cupid is popular.

Guess who’s got some ’splaining to do…

THEIR turn. Heh, heh, heh . . .

Ted Nugent’s worst nightmare.

more than fair… hopefully it works that way a LOT! (and that, if there is a heaven, it’s got dogs & cats and pets in general to keep us for a change)

the one deer hunter in our extended family died a couple decades ago, uncle richard bell. true story.. as the oldest boy and sole support of a dirt poor family of orphans in the early 40s he gratefully signed on as shop boy at newly opened convair war plane manufacturing, bayside in san diego. fast forward decades, he was eventually the last fella let go when they closed in the 1990s (first hired last fired policy)

If those are a couple of his past victims, he’d best be prepared for a trip south.

That man would never make it that close to Heaven with that rifle in hand.

Throwing gas on the fire. No thinking, intelligent person can or has the need to believe in a mythical creator.

I’d rather be him than the Democrat politicians sent to the gate tended by the unborn.

Oops.

Remember hunters are people, and come in all types. Those that are ethical, obey the rules, and take only what they what is allowed. and follow proper gun handling procedures. Then there are all the others. Sometimes it seems that the ethical hunter is outnumbered, so to say.

Just their luck to arrive on stag night.

One of the things that puts me off about the concept of an afterlife is the idea that animals other than humans don’t have souls.

Standby to plummet!

The butt wipe troll thinks hunting from the back of a limo is hunting so he makes the bold, and completely inaccurate assumption (making an a** out of himself again in the process) that I’m against hunting. I’m not but the dipwads who have to be catered to for their hunting jollys are the epitome of “all hat, no cattle”. In other words posers exactly like him.

There are many heavens and many hells.

Which means you might have to divide your eternity between heavens and hells. Won’t that be interesting? Like that fellow will be spending time in a Deer Hell where human hunters are the ones hunted shot and skinned while you feel every bit of it. Then go to a human Heaven for a time.

Oh, dear …

I’ll get into heaven unless they have palmetto bugs manning the Pearly Gates. I’ve killed lots of those hideous creatures.

from their vantage point they can see what is behind his back. how is he going to explain why he should be able to cross over to the other side

Uh-oh!

I feel a hot flash coming…

Harold Gray,the extreme rightist who created LITTLE ORPHAN ANNIE,had one redeeming feature.He was firmly anti-hunting.He loved it when PEOPLE used deadly weapons to settlearguments with each other,but he was against using them on animals.

Here’s Daddy Warbucks in mid-1940.

“I’ve hunted men.Been hunted by men.That always seemed fair enough.But sneaking up on some poor wild animal that’s minding its own business just to kill it…..well,that neveruck me as sport.or sporting.”.