Close to Home by John McPherson for September 09, 2021

Custom grills are big money.

Teeth-a-Go-Go… long-ago-go.

… and hired dancers as assistants.

Playing rock music loud enough to shake your fillings loose.

Good for repeat business…

There is some dental company that claims they can give you implants in ONE DAY! No way in heck!

I guess that makes it a filling station

I’m thinking I’d be a bit more comfortable with “Fillings a No No”, but I can work with this.

Just in time for the Jawbreaker Contest

Looks like Bleeb is mouthing something… I can barely make it out… it looks like…

“Hell-ooooo Laaaaaa-dies!”

Why is bleep in there

Bleeb is waiting for the young ladies to get their Nitrous oxide for the surgery, then he will assist.

No bouncer???

Good heavens, a dentist is a dentist, however you dress it up! not my favourite place, although, my 20 last visits have been only for cleaning, touching wood!!!

Seems a little misleading. Should read Fillings an in-in or cavities a go go.

When was the last time a-go-go was used in a sentence by someone under 40?

They advertise fillings while you wait.

Doobie Brothers music only? I’m not going there.

Lucy van Pelt had the same idea 56 years ago.

https://www.gocomics.com/peanuts/1965/06/23

Is this 1966 Land?

But, once you’re inside, all they play is, “Caries On My Wayward Son”.

I had 2 implants in one day but had to wait a month before I could get the crowns. They said that was because the implant had to meld with the bone.

my hmo medicare dental plan doesn’t cover cavities, only extractions and dentures