B.C. by Mastroianni and Hart for August 22, 2021

Interesting… Aliens must have abducted cavemen at some point, now we have documented proof

Ancient aliens

The Aliens now have learned how to play Golf from Peter. And so have decided that there is no intelligent life here. And left for parts unknown.

Always puzzled me that aliens, so much more advanced than us, don’t have none invasive probes like x-ray or ultrasound?

Speaking of golf, there was an interesting shot on Friday. Hideki Matsuyama put one in a spectators shirt. From Yahoo Sports: “Even more oddly, this ball did not go down the man’s shirt. It apparently took the, um, scenic route.

“[The ball] went between my legs, hit my knee and somehow rolled up into my shirt,” the man could be heard saying to officials as the woman next to him tried to control her laughter."

He got a hole in one? Can it be repaired? In the meantime, I hope he has another one he can use on the course.

Why does the phone ring when you’re in the shower?

Sometimes the universe really is out to get you.

…never mind…I thought you were watching

Gosh, those prehistoric ants are huge! (If that’s a standard sized golf ball)

My uncle was an inveterate golfer, but the only time he got a hole-in-one was the time he had to team up with the club sot to get a tee time.

“Don’t you dare talk to me about holes!”

(⚆﹏ʖ ⚆)

Never had a hole-in-one against me. But someone in the group behind mine once had one. It was a 200-yard uphill par 3 with a blind pin. So the guy never saw it.

Better luck next time, for both of you……

He’s probe-ably right.

The clubhouse guys will have to decide if they believe either of them.

Abducted, then rejected.

I hit a hole in one once. It’s easy when no one is watching.

Well, looks like both BC and Peter had a hole in one.

Those aliens were busy abducting anyone who designed the great pyramids of Egypt, built Stonehenge and Easter Island Moai statues, but what have they done lately?

Something like this happened on an episode of the TV comedy show Benson. Benson and the Governor were playing golf, and Benson was beamed up by a UFO, then later returned.

Lots of people saw Happy Gilmore hit hole-in-one on a Par 4