Tom the Dancing Bug by Ruben Bolling for August 13, 2021

As long as she insists you’re a cannibal pedophile, go ahead and eat her.

Not only will Trump Disciples never understand any of these, they will be too busy to read them — they’ll be waiting for the Fox “news” broadcast of The Reinstatement.

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Today’s the Big Day. I guess the My Pillow Guy will reveal the ‘incontrovertible evidence’ to everyone at the same time. I wonder if the broadcast will be from Mar-a-lago.

Just plain nuts.

I always figured Schroeder for a blue-stater.

Full marks to you, Mr. Bolling! This is hilarious while at the same time capturing the lunacy that is rampant in our country today.

When Q-nuts are dying of Covid, they deny it’s happening!!!

Some resistance. They storm a building, damage it a little, hurt and kill some police, get one of their own killed and cause some suicides. Just so they can prance around in someone’s office like bragging teenagers. Then they get in their cars, busses, planes and go home and watch themselves on TV, before realizing the FBI is watching too and is coming for them. Pathetic.

Great work, but… weirdest.charlie brown.ever. :-)

This is sadly accurate… which is utterly pathetic and truly terrifying!

Today: Friday the 13th with Donald Trump starring as Jason Voorhees. Scarier than the original but like everything else with the Disgraced Bloviator, – fake, ineffectual, and a boring rehash – produced solely to make money.

I can’t get into this one today—too close to what’s out there.

What time is The Reinstatement today? I can’t find it in my TV listings.

Their messiah pushed the vaccine through at warp speed. One would thing they would be lining up for shots.

By the 2nd panel it was obvious that this is a fake comic. No properly raised conservative child would charge a paltry 5¢.

Just plain dull, Ruben.

Here are a few thoughts that the insane pillow huckster, the insane Former Occupant, and the insane members of the Former Occupant’s insane cult might want to ponder—if they were capable of thought:

(1) The “reinstatement” cannot, under any conditions, be done constitutionally.

(2) Because the Constitution is the supreme law of the land (which even the beer-swilling perjuror on the Supreme Court used to know), it cannot be done legally.

(3) It cannot be done morally.

(4) It cannot be done ethically.

(5) It cannot be done patriotically.

(6) It won’t be done in the first place, but because at least some of the members of the insane Former Occupant’s insane cult have proven themselves capable of murder, they sure as hell need to be closely watched!

Is there a correlation between the dwindling numbers of white people and the increasing numbers of stupid, ignorant white people? If there is, then we should thank them for bringing fewer future stupid, ignorant white people into the world.

It’s odd that satirists can nail the Peanuts gang, and get their personalities and affect just right, while the work-for-hire hacks brought in with the blessing of Schulz’s money-hungry heirs have even less of a clue than (sad to say) Al Plastino and John Stanley, to name two notable examples.

Speaking of Soros, yesterday was his birthday and today I got my $70k check.

Further proof that Bolling is a genius.

Wow, I… hate them all… SO much. Except for Cuck Brown, he’s trying to convince those chuds.

I thought the vaccine microchip was Bill Gates’s – at least, that’s what all the lunatics I know were saying.

The comics sure ain’t funny like when I was a kid. Nuts!

Oh this is just sooooooo goooood!~!!!!!

Good grief…

I realize that comic strips are drawn quite a while before they are published but the QAnon follower who killed his children with a speargun because they had “serpent DNA” makes it difficult to laugh at the group anymore

…and heavily armed, thanks to Republican morons who equate an arsenal with ‘manliness’.