Arlo and Janis by Jimmy Johnson for August 20, 2021

Careful Arlo, somewhere in there was the sigh of a contented woman. You’ve been warned, don’t spoil the moment.

No matter how often the ego is stroked, insecurities will rise.

Dinner and a movie

Mood kill.

But if the roles had been reversed, you can bet there would have been hell to pay.

You know he wanted to say “the guys you flirted with at the bistro…”

The green-eyed monster surfaces.

You’ve got nothing to worry about, Arlo, you know guys in bars or restaurants would flirt with the bride of Frankenstein. Leave it alone.

At this stage in life he doubts his soulmate’s commitment? Wake up and smell the pheromones, nitwit!

Arlo, guys flirting with your wife is an enormous compliment. To both of you.

“…..did you get 50% out of him?”

Ew, Janis isn’t looking too hot this morning.

That was Arlo’s plan!

As I always say, “I don’t mind guys flirting with my wife or looking at her. I’m the luck one… she goes home with me.”

I guess the theme of the visit to Gene & family goes on.:)

It was always the other way around with my ex. She accused me of flirting with every waitress in San Francisco.

That is one contented wife! 8^ )

I guy I once knew used to say “I don’t care where my wife gets her appetite, as long as she comes home for dinner”. Sadly, one day she didn’t come home….

You didn’t complain about the tips she got.

Don’t spoil the moment and just take her, she’s yours…..

he just had to bring that up…nice to know there is still a hint of jealousy there!

made you a little jealous, huh Arlo

Big mistake here unless he then compliments her on her still having sexual allure.

What’s he worried about, she still came home with him…