The Duplex by Glenn McCoy for August 07, 2021

Ah, the fantasies of the ignorant. Why spoil it.

It’s biceps, even in the singular.

Why would you want a tattoo of an object that is designed to sink?

I was in the toughest outfit of all, the Naval Air Force. You ever try forcing air through a navel?

Come on Eno!!! Your not Popeye!!! Your Poopyeye!!!

At the right time and in the right place, the only guy who owns a boat is the Admiral of the Navy.

You have to have biceps before you can get it tattooed!

Sorry, saying “my singular left biceps” just sounds wrong.

I intend to continue with the improper “bicep”.

Eno, if your call to duty at the Pentagon fails there is the Cajun Navy. They are there when you need them.

“…as as head…”

As thin as Eno’s arms are if he got an anchor tattoo on his bicep it may wrap around and look tribal, two for the price of one.

And we think Trump is deluded . . .

what biceps? those are spaghetti arms

makes The Little Tailor look downright modest

It was the yo ho ho and a bottle of rum that got him thinking.

Maybe wait until you win a few times at World of Warships.

Bonk Eno on the head with a submarine sandwich.

The modern Navy will have AI systems capable of competing at “Battleship” on the international level. Try Plan B.

With those biceps, an anchor tattoo would look like a fish hook.

Oh, they’ll know where to put you, Eno. Back in the tub with your rubber duckie. Who, by the way, just drank your last beer. burp. :)

More like marinara sauce + add a meatball for garnish

Eno is good at splicing the mainbrace.

Eno might get an anchor tattoo… once the tattoo artist manages to quit laughing.

In the previous administration all it would take is a huge bank loan to the campaign manager https://www.nytimes.com/2019/05/23/nyregion/stephen-calk-manafort-arrest.html

I got a bird of paradise on my chest! Also a dragonfly on a shoulder. Ah to be in my 20s again!