Anybody looked at what’s going on in the used car market these days?
21 year old mini van. Rusty. Runs on 3 cylinders (out of 6). 7 previous owners. 4 accidents. 2 open recalls for safety items. Tires replaced 97,000 miles ago. Replace one tie rod 78,345 miles ago. Oil in radiator fluid. Antifreeze in oil. Needs exhaust header and new rear subassembly. Needs a driver’s side door (missing). 256,836 miles. $9,500 or $249/month for 60 months. No low ballers. I know what I’ve got. Not a dealer. Call 1-800-xxx-xxxx or check our website. We can provide you with registration and plates. 13 minute/0.007 mile warranty. See the rest of our vehicles on our website.
If you look for car you’ll see just how close to true this really is.
wiatr almost 3 years ago
I wish I had said ‘No thanks’ to that lousy ’91 Pontiac J-car.
Major Matt Mason Premium Member almost 3 years ago
And another Pontiac Aztek is sold.
Jayalexander almost 3 years ago
It translates! If you wanna be happy for the rest of you life, never make a pretty woman you wife.
Liverlips McCracken Premium Member almost 3 years ago
He must be buying it for his mother-in-law.
iggyman almost 3 years ago
Another Yugo customer!
Display almost 3 years ago
Anybody looked at what’s going on in the used car market these days?
21 year old mini van. Rusty. Runs on 3 cylinders (out of 6). 7 previous owners. 4 accidents. 2 open recalls for safety items. Tires replaced 97,000 miles ago. Replace one tie rod 78,345 miles ago. Oil in radiator fluid. Antifreeze in oil. Needs exhaust header and new rear subassembly. Needs a driver’s side door (missing). 256,836 miles. $9,500 or $249/month for 60 months. No low ballers. I know what I’ve got. Not a dealer. Call 1-800-xxx-xxxx or check our website. We can provide you with registration and plates. 13 minute/0.007 mile warranty. See the rest of our vehicles on our website.
If you look for car you’ll see just how close to true this really is.
Mighty Phavahg almost 3 years ago
It’s a Chevy Vega!
Zebrastripes almost 3 years ago
GASP! That looks like my 2004 Honda Civic!
[Traveler] Premium Member almost 3 years ago
Pinto
lv2sew almost 3 years ago
Love the sleazy salesman’s hair.
Potamus almost 3 years ago
Detest driving the new Detesla.
Hickory almost 3 years ago
And not nearly enough cup holders. Where will I put all my drinks?
WCraft Premium Member almost 3 years ago
He’s just playing it cool to drive down the price.
PO' DAWG almost 3 years ago
“How much can you afford a month?” “We got a couple of beauties on the back row.”
uniquename almost 3 years ago
If the salesman thinks this guy will like the car, he’s in de-Nile.
cuzinron47 almost 3 years ago
Leg room? There’s not even knee room.
The Brooklyn Accent almost 3 years ago
There’s the hard sell, the soft sell, and the Ed-sell.
Lablubber almost 3 years ago
We guarantee you’ll hate this car, or your money back.
tlmatcsc almost 3 years ago
But is there any Max Headroom?
Ukko wilko almost 3 years ago
So, what will you pay me, to take it off your hands?
htenhoeve almost 3 years ago
but the radio works
Raging Moderate almost 3 years ago
How to test a Delorean