Monty by Jim Meddick for July 07, 2021

Sometimes, just because you CAN doesn’t mean you SHOULD.

At least don’t use a metal spatula on the car paint!

The car must be a four-banger.

Just leave a clean shovel / spade out in the sun, and cook on that.

Hash browns? Little shredded potato patties. Because they seem to have come apart if so.

I read somewhere a recipe for cooking trout, in tin foil, wrapped around the exhaust manifold, and driving for thirty minutes… That’s how we lost uncle Jim…

Thank goodness Monty is wearing a chef’s hat or otherwise this would be hard to believe.

That hash is never gonna brown if you play with it! Let it sizzle!

That’s going to leave scratches in the paint. And the eggs are going to stick without any grease, not to mention the hash browns.

Where’s he cooking the bacon?

The heat has fried Monty’s brain

At least he’s not cooking on the asphalt.

I hope there are no wasps around.

How many of you thought those hash browns were insects trapped inside of his car?

Twenty to one that the surface isn’t non-stick.

When David Letterman was a local weatherman in Indiana, he once told his viewers to expect “hailstones the size of canned hams.”

Here’s Red Green’s take:

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=niegc7QcilM

I do stretch out on the hood at rest stops during a long drive to get that instant heat soak on my back.

I don’t get why he wants the wipers on. That will just wipe them to the side.

Now the eggs will be simonized.

I suppose Monty cleaned his car first; at least the hood and windshield? Those sunny-side-ups are gonna leave a mark, and maybe the hash browns, too. Well, it is all in the name of hot weather Science!…

The hash browns looked like cicadas to me.

Egg will ruin the finish on the car.